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I will write anyone a personalized poem.

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Original post by ripjonsnow
Impressive, by ripjonsnow
Can we not be friends Impressive?
Seeing you repel is making me feel depressive,
I know you like to stay up late,
Soon insomnia will be your fate,
But nonetheless if you eat healthy,
You will soon grow old rich and wealthy.

by ripjonsnow



Platopus, by ripjonsnow
A fellow Londoner? I think so,
Its your Birthday, you will be getting a lot of Doh,
You are very hot,
when i see your posts it feels like I am on pot,
Its a good thing your revision has taken a break,
so tonight you can enjoy your cake!
Happy Birthday Platopus <3

from ripjonsnow <3


Wut. I don't stay late. But i agree with last 2 lines

Why depressive? Because it rhymes with impressive?

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Reply 61
Original post by Impressive
Wut. I don't stay late. But i agree with last 2 lines

Why depressive? Because it rhymes with impressive?

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No darling, you tell me you dont want to be my friend in another thread :frown:
Makes me sad :frown:
Im right about the rest, staying up late is a metaphor.
Original post by ripjonsnow
No darling, you tell me you dont want to be my friend in another thread :frown:
Makes me sad :frown:
Im right about the rest, staying up late is a metaphor.


I don't like attaching to other people. Sorry.

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Reply 63
Original post by Impressive
I don't like attaching to other people. Sorry.

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:'(
Its cool, Everyone else who I wrote a poem for is my friend, except for @Platopus because I think iv scared her away
Original post by ripjonsnow
:'(
Its cool, Everyone else who I wrote a poem for is my friend, except for @Platopus because I think iv scared her away


It's nothing personal.

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me pls
Reply 66
Well, I'm curious.

Go on then! :h:
Reply 67
Original post by bluemadhatter
me pls


BlueMadHatter, by ripjonsnow
Does this site not track your computer like a sat nav?
How many accounts must a girl have?
It appears this is your last one.
It appears your addiction is not only fun,
your crave to self certainty drives your craze,
In 5 years time you will realize you were lost in a maze,
I feel sorry for your brother, xyz,
something else in this line, elomelopee.

by ripjonsnow

Original post by Vennec
Well, I'm curious.

Go on then! :h:


Vennec, by ripjonsnow
I bet you felt like a trapped cat with no munch,
when in primary school your were forced to finish your lunch,
If you did not finish it time,
you would miss the fun like a Chinese paradigm,
its ashame multiple times you spewed your guts,
those poor dinnerladies must of thought you were nuts.

by ripjonsnow
Original post by ripjonsnow
As the title says, post and I will do some research on you then write a poem.

:smile:


omg pls
Why the hell not? :smile: I'd like one for suree
Reply 70
Original post by Milzime
omg pls


Milzime, by ripjonsnow
Off for a bit? I thought you were gone my friend,
How else could we discuss Ollys end?
It appears we have different views on the war on drugs,
perhaps that could be solved by giving hugs,
You first messaged me in a time of need,
In order to clear what had been,
The lord commander knows what is best,
when you sleep tonight, i hope you have a beautiful rest.

by ripjonsnow
Reply 71
Original post by bluebookie
Why the hell not? :smile: I'd like one for suree


BlueBookie, by ripjonsnow
At first I thought your name was to do with gambling,
When I dug further I found evidence of rambling,
You should work hard when studying for your GCSEs,
At the time they are no where near as easy as ABCs,
But when you pass that time era,
You will wish you worked harder than Michael Cera,
You have an intelligent few on social air raids,
lets hope theres no war and the haters die of aids.

by ripjonsnow
Original post by ripjonsnow
BlueBookie, by ripjonsnow
At first I thought your name was to do with gambling,
When I dug further I found evidence of rambling,
You should work hard when studying for your GCSEs,
At the time they are no where near as easy as ABCs,
But when you pass that time era,
You will wish you worked harder than Michael Cera,
You have an intelligent few on social air raids,
lets hope theres no war and the haters die of aids.

by ripjonsnow


Not only do i love the rhyming scheme, this poem moved me very deeply. THANK YOU KIND SIR/MADAM ^^
Original post by ripjonsnow


Platopus, by ripjonsnow
A fellow Londoner? I think so,
Its your Birthday, you will be getting a lot of Doh,
You are very hot,
when i see your posts it feels like I am on pot,
Its a good thing your revision has taken a break,
so tonight you can enjoy your cake!
Happy Birthday Platopus <3

from ripjonsnow <3

That is so sweet, I like it. Thank you :smile:
:smile:Me plz!
Reply 75
Original post by Platopus
That is so sweet, I like it. Thank you :smile:


i hope you had fantastic Birthday <3

Original post by tamil fever
:smile:Me plz!


Tamil Fever, by ripjonsnow
You seem to fantasies about survival,
It appears you do not believe in the bible,
Today you cant believe you wasted a day,
so here is what I have to say:
You will work hard, and study well,
Come august time you will feel swell :smile:

by ripjonsnow
Original post by ripjonsnow
BlueMadHatter, by ripjonsnow
Does this site not track your computer like a sat nav?
How many accounts must a girl have?
It appears this is your last one.
It appears your addiction is not only fun,
your crave to self certainty drives your craze,
In 5 years time you will realize you were lost in a maze,
I feel sorry for your brother, xyz,
something else in this line, elomelopee.

by ripjonsnow




love it :love: :lol:
Can you write one for me, please? :puppyeyes:
Reply 78
Original post by undercxver
Can you write one for me, please? :puppyeyes:


Undercxver, by ripjonsnow
You act like summer and walk in the rain,
Your rollercoaster of emotions look like pain,
There is no middle ground in the game,
you either win or you loose,
Try not to get flayed by Bolton. Roose,
When you wake up from that dream dont hit snooze,
Otherwise you will oversleep for you exams and potentially fail,
Im only joking, its 2:45am and my poetry is a little stale.

by ripjonsnow
Reply 79
Original post by ripjonsnow

Vennec, by ripjonsnow
I bet you felt like a trapped cat with no munch,
when in primary school your were forced to finish your lunch,
If you did not finish it time,
you would miss the fun like a Chinese paradigm,
its ashame multiple times you spewed your guts,
those poor dinnerladies must of thought you were nuts.

by ripjonsnow


:cry2: It's so... beautiful.

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