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I want to be a Chef.

Chef.

I have the Bread and the Toaster.

How do I learn how to make the toast?
(edited 7 years ago)
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Original post by Kawaii289
Chef.


What cuisine do you like to cook the most? And are you planning on going to a culinary school/formal education for it?
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Original post by High Stakes
What cuisine do you like to cook the most? And are you planning on going to a culinary school/formal education for it?


I want to make the Toast, then become a professional
Original post by Kawaii289
I want to make the Toast, then become a professional


Ha...
Use the toaster filter on the bread? :dontknow:

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Slap the toaster with the bread until complete.
1) make sure bread fits toaster
2) slowly descend bread carefully into designated toaster openings on the topside of the device
3) activate the heating function usually done by pressing down a plastic side contraption
4) wait for device to push bread up very quickly
5) you made toast

TROUBLESHOOTING, if the toaster is not working
Did someone say Chef?

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Original post by Kawaii289
Chef.

I have the Bread and the Toaster.

How do I learn how to make the toast?


Insert penis into toaster.
Turn on toaster.
Thrust until toast is complete.

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At first I quoted ForestShadow's message then realised not a good Idea with the burnt toast underneath.

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