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Reply 240
Original post by scnotcrazy
thanks :smile:


bear™ has chosen this Garnet and Amber pendant for you:

Reply 241
Original post by homeland.lsw
@the bear
It tickles hehehehe...
But I am feeling much better now. Do you offer any tarot readings?


bear™offers a full range of bogus charlatanry therapies and spiritual growth techniques :h:

cross bear™'s palm with silver dearie then we can begin
Original post by the bear
bear™ has chosen this Garnet and Amber pendant for you:
awwwww its beautiful!!!!!!!!!!
Reply 243
Original post by scnotcrazy
awwwww its beautiful!!!!!!!!!!


you must wear it next to your flawless skin to enable the energies and vibrations to do their work :h:
Original post by the bear
you must wear it next to your flawless skin to enable the energies and vibrations to do their work :h:


*puts on the pendent* I can feel it already thanks xx
Original post by the bear
bear™offers a full range of bogus charlatanry therapies and spiritual growth techniques :h:

cross bear™'s palm with silver dearie then we can begin


Tarot cards are a fun way to pass the time. They may not be the most accurate way of....ehh nevermind...

So is this your colleague that I must visit?
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Reply 246
Original post by scnotcrazy
*puts on the pendent* I can feel it already thanks xx


wear it during your exams and you will be inspired :h:
Original post by the bear
wear it during your exams and you will be inspired :h:


I shall wear it always
Reply 248
Original post by homeland.lsw
Tarot cards are a fun way to pass the time. They may not be the most accurate way of....ehh nevermind...

So is this the your colleague that I must visit?


hehehe that is Madame Fifi... she is a bogus charlatan. only bear™ has access to the true Astral Powers of Tarot.

:yep:
Original post by the bear
hehehe that is Madame Fifi... she is a bogus charlatan. only bear™ has access to the true Astral Powers of Tarot.

:yep:

is it starting?????
Original post by the bear
hehehe that is Madame Fifi... she is a bogus charlatan. only bear™ has access to the true Astral Powers of Tarot.

:yep:


But Madame Fifi told me I'll become rich and famous in my future...:sad:
Reply 251
c'mon guys... you need to cross bear™'s palm with silver

Spoiler

before we can start.
that Madame Fifi saw you coming homeland.lsw :rofl:
Original post by homeland.lsw
But Madame Fifi told me I'll become rich and famous in my future...:sad:


im sure you will be :console::console:
Original post by the bear
c'mon guys... you need to cross bear™'s palm with silver

Spoiler

before we can start.
that Madame Fifi saw you coming homeland.lsw :rofl:


what if I gave you gold?
Reply 254
Original post by scnotcrazy
what if I gave you gold?


it has to be silver ....soz bae :redface:

mebbe get some change fro' the shop ?
Original post by the bear
it has to be silver ....soz bae :redface:

mebbe get some change fro' the shop ?


fine *hands silver to bear* but gold is worth more!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply 256
Original post by scnotcrazy
fine *hands silver to bear* but gold is worth more!!!!!!!!!!!!!


thank you scnotcrazy

*bear™ draws curtain around alcove. a strange musty smell permeates the intimate space.

scnotcrazy feels a little nervous but excited. she clutches her wee handbag tightly.

*bear™ shuffles his pack of ancient tarot cards and closes his eyes.

*he deals six cards face downwards in a horseshoe onto the wobbly wooden table.
Original post by the bear
c'mon guys... you need to cross bear™'s palm with silver

Spoiler

before we can start.
that Madame Fifi saw you coming homeland.lsw :rofl:


feed me
here's some silver x love u x
Original post by the bear
it has to be silver ....soz bae :redface:

mebbe get some change fro' the shop ?


honestly the hassle is...this is definitely going on Yelp :frown:
*hands 19 silver coins*
Reply 259
Original post by celloel
feed me
here's some silver x love u x


please ask Gavin for some snacks. bear™ is busy doing a reading and his concentration must not be broken.

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