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my breathing is not automatic!?

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Original post by homeland.lsw
:dolphin::dolphin::dolphin::dolphin: you man


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Original post by saladays
You're now breathing automatically.

Your tongue won't sit comfortably in your mouth.

Your nose is in your peripheral vision.

You will now notice every time you blink.

Your ears click when you swallow.

Your jaw is heavy. You have to hold it up.

Oh, bonus for bedtime: what direction are your pupils facing when you close your eyes?

should be called salad fingers for making people feel so uncomfortable
oh about the breathing thing. I dunno just breathe :dontknow:
Original post by jawsontheflooor
should be called salad fingers for making people feel so uncomfortable


Now you're making me uncomfortable! I forgot about that! Oh god. Red water...
Original post by zanner
After reading this your tongue won't sit comfortably in your mouth either


Jokes on you. My tongue is still pretty comfortably in my mouth
Original post by zanner
:d :d :d its tru tho


After reading this you'll need to do a poo
Original post by homeland.lsw
After reading this you'll need to do a poo


This one didn't work. Nor did Serah's. Desensitisation :u:
O_O
Original post by iEthan
This one didn't work. Nor did Serah's. Desensitisation :u:


oh well
Reply 29
I had to spend time in hospital being monitored, I had had a really bad reaction to medication so they had to monitor my breathing and heart rate.

I sent my partner to get me some books once I had been admitted. However every time I started reading my breathing would slow down and stop, so the machine kept beeping and the nurses kept having to come in. Apparently it happens quite a lot, it isn't anything to worry about.
Reply 30
i read it and was like O.O and then blinked... gg fam u got me

Original post by The_Internet
Jokes on you. My tongue is still pretty comfortably in my mouth


yh sure fam ik ur tongue is uncomfy af

Original post by homeland.lsw
After reading this you'll need to do a poo


this 1 didnt work ;(
After reading this you'll realize I had nothing to say.
Original post by zanner

this 1 didnt work ;(


oh :getmecoat:
Original post by zanner
i read it and was like O.O and then blinked... gg fam u got me



yh sure fam ik ur tongue is uncomfy af



this 1 didnt work ;(


Nah. I even went up and talked to a housemate!
Well technically, I wrote it.
(edited 7 years ago)
Original post by zanner
After reading this your tongue won't sit comfortably in your mouth either


My tongue and I both hate you now. :colonhash:
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