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Reply 360
Original post by homeland.lsw
@the bear I have had a bad day :cry:


Dude... you need therapy :h:

let's start with a nice relaxing massage


Original post by the bear
Dude... you need therapy :h:

let's start with a nice relaxing massage



That awkward moment when your friends see that pic…:erm:

I need more than just therapy :frown:
Reply 362
Original post by homeland.lsw
That awkward moment when your friends see that pic…:erm:

I need more than just therapy :frown:


hey, you need to see the Usherette :mmm:
@bear™ i would like to request your finest relaxation therapy session :yep:
Reply 364
Original post by iEthan
@bear™ i would like to request your finest relaxation therapy session :yep:


OK homeland.lsw has had a nice rub down so you can both go and chill in the beer spa :h:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/26/1414329784537_wps_14_Pictured_A_couple_enjoy_t.jpg

Usherette™ will be on hand if you need her :colondollar:
Reply 365
Original post by the bear
OK homeland.lsw has had a nice rub down so you can both go and chill in the beer spa :h:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/26/1414329784537_wps_14_Pictured_A_couple_enjoy_t.jpg

Usherette™ will be on hand if you need her :colondollar:


That looks exciting.
Bearrrr tell us about your new girlfriend :love:
Reply 367
Original post by queen-bee
Bearrrr tell us about your new girlfriend :love:


You mean Goldilocks of course.

Original post by Josb
You mean Goldilocks of course.



She probably does look like that. :gasp:
Reply 369
Original post by queen-bee
She probably does look like that. :gasp:


hehehe the rumours of Ljudmilla are greatly exaggerated... but if she existed she would rock that blonde peasant vibe :h:
Reply 370
Original post by Thomb
That looks exciting.


jump in Thomb :h:
*bear™ settles and opens the book of his life to tell bee about his new romantic interest… everyone is hushed*
Reply 372
Original post by iEthan
*bear™ settles and opens the book of his life to tell bee about his new romantic interest… everyone is hushed*


*once upon a time there was a pretend bear who had a pretend girlfriend. the end*

:cry:
Original post by the bear
*once upon a time there was a pretend bear who had a pretend girlfriend. the end*

:cry:


*everyone calls Gavin over to make bear™ a Gavin after-hours special, the forget cocktail*


oh my Gavin!!!

he certainly delivered…… santé !
Reply 374
Original post by iEthan
*everyone calls Gavin over to make bear™ a Gavin after-hours special, the forget cocktail*


oh my Gavin!!!

he certainly delivered…… santé !


Gavin has pulled out all the stops... what on earth is in that drink ?

:dontknow:
Original post by the bear
Gavin has pulled out all the stops... what on earth is in that drink ?

:dontknow:


Gavin tells me he googled extravagant cocktail and found the image recipe
Reply 376
Original post by iEthan
Gavin tells me he googled extravagant cocktail and found the image recipe


it...it looks very healthy...

oh look, a shooting star

:creep:
Original post by the bear
it...it looks very healthy...

oh look, a shooting star

:creep:


*Gavin senses bear™'s displeasure, and whips him up an extra special after-hours drink*

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Reply 378
Original post by iEthan
*Gavin senses bear™'s displeasure, and whips him up an extra special after-hours drink*




bear™ thanks Gavin and explains that he avoids complicated nutrition before bedtime... a whiskey is just the ticket :h:
Original post by the bear
bear™ thanks Gavin and explains that he avoids complicated nutrition before bedtime... a whiskey is just the ticket :h:


a whiskey is what Gavin has brought you :yep:

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