If someone or something is "Titanian" Are they from a
moon of Uranus or a
moon of Saturn?If an aerodynamicist who owns a wind tunnel offers you a blow job, is he offering you employment?
If the universe has a limit, what would happen if you go to the edge and throw a hammer at it?
The speed of sound is about 760mph, the speed of light is 186000 miles per second. What is the speed of smell?
If the sun suddenly disappeared, how long before the Earth was affected by its lack of gravitational influence?
Not questions, but I just feel like giving you these fun facts:
The universe must be a right schitthole. As you know the only thing that can kill superman is kryptonite yet he spends all his time on Earth. So either the universe is schitt or is full of kryptonite.
Did you know that in 1996, the seaside resort of Blackpool had only 10% of expected tourism because the AA roadmaps accidentally labelled the location as "unexploded bomb".
Not many people believe this but Jesus Christ was a woman.
T-rex came in both male and female forms.
Wooden spoons are won by losing.