So, what do you say to your partner during sex?

Give yer meat a good ol' rub!

Me: Ouch! That hurt!

Emma Watson: What hurt? How can this possibly be painful for you?... Have you pulled a muscle?

Me: No no, nothing like that, it's just... come on... OUCH! Stop it Megan!

Emma Watson: Megan, who the fu...

Megan Fox: Sorry... you have a very biteable calf

Me: Ummm... thanks?

Emma Watson: How the f&ck did she get in here? What the hell is going on?

Me:

Megan fox: Oh loosen up Emma!

Mila Kunis: Hey, I just forgot my pho... What is this???????

Emma Watson: You tell me! Where have all you people come from? John, I thought you loved me?

Me: I do I do... I just have a lot of love to give

Megan Fox: I'm gonna move on to the other calf if that's alright with you John?...Just kidding, will anyway

Me: OUCH!

Mila Kunis: I can't believe you cheated on me!

Emma Watson: I can't believe you cheated on me!

Megan Fox: Hah, just wait til Jennifer arrives!

Me: Jennifer is on holiday

Megan Fox: Nah, she came back early

Me:

"theres no such thing as ethicsl capitalism"

I have been watching some porn where the girl literally said in the middle of being taken "promise you won't cheat on me again".

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