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Is it haraam to use a fleshlight? [Muslim]

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Not if you marry it.
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Original post by BristolFresher15
Not if you marry it.


Idk man some people might think im weird if I go to the iman asking him to marry it.


absolutely haram
No but it's halal to use light flesh
As long as there's a hijab on it I'm sure you'll get a pass coz it'll be halal :tongue:
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Original post by IndianMuslim
Yes, and you will get 100 lashes by some randy old uncle who probably has 4 "real" fleshlights (:wink:) sitting at home in a Burkha.

Hey man f**k you, my fleshlight is real.
technically it's masturbating
but err it's better than zina :biggrin:

*technically* it's not using your hand :rofl" so idk if you'll get sinned
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@Zayn is Bae @Rk2k14 is it?
@QE2 has experience with Islam (and fleshlights). Thoughts pls
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Original post by MrsSheldonCooper
As long as there's a hijab on it I'm sure you'll get a pass coz it'll be halal :tongue:


Good idea a hijab will fit perfectly on this thing.
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Good idea a hijab will fit perfectly on this thing.
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Hey man f**k you, my fleshlight is real.


LOOOOL Did you not get the reference?
I meant 4 wives ergo 4 real vaginas

I didn't word that original post properly did I? :facepalm2:
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LOOOOL Did you not get the reference?
I meant 4 wives ergo 4 real vaginas

I didn't word that original post properly did I? :facepalm2:

Ah ok. You really think its haram?
This thread maynnn :rofl:
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Firstly, you are probably a offensive troll. But, if not, of course any repressive religion is likely to condemn the quite normal instinct to masturbate. Just follow your instincts and don't worry.
Dirty little bugger. Go see a doctor or else you will get hairs growing on the palm of your hand.

Every sperm is sacred and if a sperm is wasted, God get's quite irate.
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Ah ok. You really think its haram?


I don't.

It was an indirect attack on Mullahs/Moulvis/Clerics, Shari'ah Law and the hypocrisy.
Original post by Zarek
Firstly, you are probably a offensive troll. But, if not, of course any repressive religion is likely to condemn the quite normal instinct to masturbate. Just follow your instincts and don't worry.


I'm not actually... I am muslim although I don't practice my religion much. And I do have this fleshlight

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I don't.

It was an indirect attack on Mullahs/Moulvis/Clerics, Shari'ah Law and the hypocrisy.


Irrelavent to the thread but how can you be a muslim if you have problems with shariah law?

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