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A Wife for Nucdev!

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Original post by cupcakes87
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If this is open to males, my automatic pick would have been Zarga. :noway:
Original post by TheALevelStudent
:perv:


ayyyyyyyyyyyy!

Original post by imaninja
Wait what, you're Asian too?!?!?!?

@cupcakes87 DIIII MUJHE MILGEYA MERI BHABHI


ooooooooooo! @acupofgreentea !!!!

what do you think of our dashing bhai? :flutter:
Original post by Hydeman
I nominate @TheonlyMrsHolmes. :innocent:

Edit: I'm in the family?! Sweet. :teeth:


Original post by RezzBerry
I second this nomination.


Original post by acupofgreentea
My pick would have been TheonlyMrs:holmes:. :dontknow:


@TheonlyMrsHolmes is MY wife :angry: :angry:
Original post by rajneetk
1. Nucdev may get bored of cheese on toast
2. Lmfao
3. He might feel Nucdev samosas everyday
4. Naah


loooooooooool! :rofl: everything on point! :lol:

Original post by acupofgreentea
If this is open to males, my automatic pick would have been Zarga. :noway:


its open to anyone who wants to be the wifey! :colone: male or female! but i thought Zarga was in the family! :eek:
Reply 64
Original post by Arkasia
Blackest pot I've ever seen talk to a kettle.


TSR rep ain't nothing when I've got street cred
Original post by bluemadhatter
@TheonlyMrsHolmes is MY wife :angry: :angry:


its okay! no one will take her from you! :console:
Original post by bluemadhatter
@TheonlyMrsHolmes is MY wife :angry: :angry:


:frown: I'm always your wife! :kiss::kissing2:

Original post by cupcakes87




and beautiful jawline! strong application! :ahee:

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Strong genes :mmm:

Original post by rajneetk
Can you make curvy rotis?


I could always learn? :frown:
Original post by Lord Samosa
Strong genes :mmm:



I could always learn? :frown:


i like where this is going! :gah:

and dw about the rotis! your eyes and jawline will distract him! :ninja:
Original post by RobML
TSR rep ain't nothing when I've got street cred


Sorry to say but that snapchat dog filter may jeopardise your 'street cred'.
Reply 70
Original post by TheALevelStudent
Sorry to say but that snapchat dog filter may jeopardise your 'street cred'.


My street cred is infinite so nothing can hurt it
Original post by cupcakes87
i like where this is going! :gah:

and dw about the rotis! your eyes and jawline will distract him! :ninja:


I shall please his parents with bearded grandchildren with strong jaw lines :yes:
Original post by imaninja
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Original post by cupcakes87
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Alas, no. acupofgreentea is not Asian. :lol:

acupofgreentea does think nucdev is a catch, though, and is confused as to why this thread is even needed. :noway:

Also, acupofgreentea really needs to stop talking about herself in the third person. :yep:

Original post by Hydeman
Apparently I 'sound white.' :colonhash:


:lolwut:

Is that a thing?

Although I have been told I sound middle class/posh/the like on multiple occasions. :erm:

Feigning nonchalance to hide the intense burning in one's loins wasn't invented yesterday. :emo:


If it wasn't nonchalance before, it will be now you've uttered the words "intense burning in one's loins." :hand: Way to kill the mood. :huff:

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Original post by Lord Samosa
I shall please his parents with bearded grandchildren with strong jaw lines :yes:


you are perfect!

@nucdev rishta manjoor? :gah:
Original post by cupcakes87
I am looking for a wife for my lovely Bhai @nucdev! :ahee:

He doesn't have a long list of requirements in a wife! not even sanskari because he is sanskari enough for the both of them! :cool:

so, my question to all of you is, who do you think would be the ideal wife for @nucdev bhai? :h:

if shes a TSRian then even better! :mmm:

tagging the family! :star:

@ravioliyears @Eternalflames @MathQ123 @imaninja @TheonlyMrsHolmes @undercxver @Zargabaath @Indeterminate @spv @Dima-Blackburn @BrokenLife @rajneetk @TheALevelStudent @moment of truth @raman_17 @ZuluK @Hydeman



enjoy bhai :colone:


loool I'm not actually part of the family :mmm: but thank you for the mention cuppoooo! :lovehug:
Original post by acupofgreentea
Alas, no. acupofgreentea is not Asian. :lol:

acupofgreentea does think nucdev is a catch, though, and is confused as to why this thread is even needed. :noway:

Also, acupofgreentea really needs to stop talking about herself in the third person. :yep:




awwwww :frown: :hugs:

this thread is needed because i was bored and i need to find him i wife :ninja:

looooool :lol:
Original post by Hydeman
Yes.



I fear the fact that I don't know what you're talking about might jeopardise the believability of the answer I've given above.

Lmao I believe you :rofl: Idk why I thought you weren't but anyway - if you're part of the family (@nucdev you have such a big family idek who I'm related to :lol:) Hi Bhai :hi:
Original post by moment of truth
loool I'm not actually part of the family :mmm: but thank you for the mention cuppoooo! :lovehug:


well yous my family so :hugs:
Rishta thing going on. :laugh:
I hope you find a wife Nucdev :h: you deserve to find someone! :biggrin:

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