Tinder advice

I get matches on android?

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Really? I've never thought that, I am the guy on the right.

Which one do you think is the best out of the ones I posted?

I thought so - I would definitely say you are hella good looking haha. The guy on the left is still handsome tho'

Yeah, I mean, that's what I would say really. It's a big like Grindr - you don't go on there to meet people and have a chat. You go on there to meet somebody so they can give you a blowjob in a bush .

Hm, I can't see any other photos - it won't let me

I'm 17 can i use tinder?

Thank you

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Yeah, that is very true, it is extremely superficial and I suppose girls have hundreds of matches.

The guy on the left I'm pretty sure is Nick. He is from a documentary I believe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r91Rrog8r8s

The guy on the left I'm pretty sure is Nick. He is from a documentary I believe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r91Rrog8r8s

Looks similar, but definitely isn't.

I thought so - I would definitely say you are hella good looking haha. The guy on the left is still handsome tho'

Yeah, I mean, that's what I would say really. It's a big like Grindr - you don't go on there to meet people and have a chat. You go on there to meet somebody so they can give you a blowjob in a bush .

Hm, I can't see any other photos - it won't let me

I kid you not.
I was drinking my drink reading this and read "you go on there to meet somebody so they can give you a blowjob in a bush"

Now I have my drink all over the floor aha


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You are very good looking. I just think people know what a waste Tinder is. It's basically a hook-up for sex database lmfao. I'd say a lot of guys and girls just use it to toy around, that might be why.

Someone's bitter


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It is simply the truth of Grindr.

Firstly - I realise there's bigger issues out there, I get that.
Also, I know tinder is ****, so superficial etc.

However, I'm getting virtually no matches, and wanted your guys advice on what I'm doing wrong!

Here's my profile: https://www.gotinder.com/@matthew150

Not sure how it works, but supposedly that should let you see it or something. I get it's not a great photo, but I have very few of me that's not in a group.

Also, what would people recommend from these:

1: https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12036797_10204966081731290_5256185725385911667_n.jpg?oh=7c4e8a1be790a09e7fd0e5cf0ad7bf4c&oe=579B8362

2: https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10559868_10203849794344803_2793064831601256394_n.jpg?oh=29d4e38ddf1aee198450ae44fbc27eeb&oe=57AAAD8A

3: https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11350921_901847816564482_4586676497429584634_n.jpg?oh=30bf71c32518f088d1e686ddd00d2272&oe=57A966B7

gonna give it to you staight brah, and tell you what you need to hear if you want to maximise attraction to women:

1. tinder is for casual hookups, not relationships.

2. you might be a great guy personality wise, but girls your age dont care about that, especially not on tinder. They just want hot guys to bang. At that age, all they care about is having fun.

3. 2nd pic is the best, but pics you've posted make you seem more like helicopter nerd than hot guy (especially pic with your dorky looking friend in helicopter). On tinder you need pics that show you're fun, but also good looking - emphasis should be on pics where you're doing interesting things (things that would be interesting to women - eg. travel, partying, in social situations etc - one reason why 2nd pic is best, and pics where you look best sexually

4. Also with the two helicopter pics, girls your age will see those pics and think you dress like their dad

5. http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/tinder-perfect-profile-sean-rad link here has som useful tips

Time for you to get red pilled buddy boyo.

If you're a sub8 male in 2016, you're destined for a life of misery. You can be a gymcel, doctorcel, whatever, it won't do anything if you haven't got 8+/10 facial aesthetics.

Sub8 males can't even get a date, whereas 2/10 40 year old obese women are inundated with requests from 24 year old Chads. Your only choice is to looksmax to the 8/10 level (you're not too far off no homo), or lay down and rot.

Boyo.

Time for you to get red pilled buddy boyo.

If you're a sub8 male in 2016, you're destined for a life of misery. You can be a gymcel, doctorcel, whatever, it won't do anything if you haven't got 8+/10 facial aesthetics.

Sub8 males can't even get a date, whereas 2/10 40 year old obese women are inundated with requests from 24 year old Chads. Your only choice is to looksmax to the 8/10 level (you're not too far off no homo), or lay down and rot.

Boyo.