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So, what do you say to your partner during sex?

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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Oh my god :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


My failure to pass exams and mastrubate correctly have you an erection? :rofl3:


When I'm nervous or stressed, I get erections so easily, it's emberassing :frown:

Original post by Clockrice
Dude, what is the matter with you. :colonhash: :facepalm:


It's not me, it's my penis being a nuisance :frown:
Original post by Clockrice
I thought we were talking about you masturbating, rather than doing revision for your exams. :colondollar: Am I wrong? :redface:


It started off like you were giving me tips to calm down about my exams...it ended up with you giving me tips for something quite different. XD
Original post by Anonymous
When I'm nervous or stressed, I get erections so easily, it's emberassing :frown:



It's not me, it's my penis being a nuisance :frown:


Would you like me to make it an even harder erection?

Here you go bubz :console:

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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Would you like me to make it an even harder erection?

Here you go bubz :console:

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Pls stop, I can't have more blow flow from my head going to my other head :colondollar:
Suck my samosas :hubba:
Original post by Clockrice
Yucky. Your hand must get very lonely, you work it all day long and don't even speak to it. Stop being so selfish. :h:

You're right, it's got blisters and everything because of much I study.
Original post by Lord Samosa
Suck my samosas :hubba:


Chicken or paneer?
"Can we order pizza after this?"
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Original post by MrsSheldonCooper
"Can we order pizza after this?"


Sure. :tongue:
Original post by Clockrice
I have been watching some porn where the girl literally said in the middle of being taken "promise you won't cheat on me again". :rofl3::rofl::rofl2::toofunny:


LOL

You say moisten my meat child
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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
My brain: "At least one A*...come on...one should be possible. Come on, you're a smart girl, don't let yourself down!"

My hand: "What is she on about?"

My Vagina:"Idk, she is an odd one, keep going..."

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Omfg I wish I could rep this but prsom :toofunny: :rofl: :rofl:

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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Would you like me to make it an even harder erection?

Here you go bubz :console:

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And you haven't seen uni textbooks yet. :biggrin:
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Original post by thefatone
LOL

You say moisten my meat child


The funniest thing about it was that when she said it the guy was like "what". :biggrin:
'Yeah.. you like that, you ****ing retard?'
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The funniest thing about it was that when she said it the guy was like "what". :biggrin:


O.O
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Original post by thefatone
O.O


I can PM you the video if you like? :wink:
Original post by Clockrice
I can PM you the video if you like? :wink:


pls no... i'm all emptied for now...
Truss me daddy!
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Original post by thefatone
pls no... i'm all emptied for now...


Okay, maybe later then. PM when you want it. :tongue:
Original post by Clockrice
Okay, maybe later then. PM when you want it. :tongue:


..... i think i'll be ok

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