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If a girl u fancied farted, would you lose interest?

For me it would be instant and Is no longer find her attractive.


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Ngl I lost interest in one of my crushes when he suggested sticking a pipe on his butt to collect methane and power cars in science lesson
No...?
Stop gassing
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Odium
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my interest would massively increase
Girls don't fart, you silly sausage :h:
(edited 7 years ago)
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M14B
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I would be blown away
:biggrin:
Women are meant to be discrete
Oh no, girls poop and fart too? My life is a lie :s-smilie:
Only if she gruffly stated "Name that choon in one!" before gasping at the air and remarking "Chicken korma"
What if she queefed?
I love when birds fart. Preferrably in my mouth.
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HFBS
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Oh man, I work in care and wipe people's butts for a living. If some guy lost interest because I farted, I'd laugh him out of my damn house!
Original post by Precious Illusions
What if she queefed?


Even better. Especially if she's on the rag.
Original post by HFBS
Oh man, I work in care and wipe people's butts for a living. If some guy lost interest because I farted, I'd fart him out of my damn house!


I fixed it.
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Qinge
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So like you get married, and your wife has indigestion so you hit her with divorce papers?
Good luck finding a girl who doesn't? I'm pretty sure everyone does.
Original post by zanner
my interest would massively increase


Ayee stromae
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HFBS
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Original post by 0to100
I fixed it.


Nah, I don't produce anywhere enough wind to do that.
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Andy98
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Silent but deadly? Ewwww, but impressive, she has my respect.

Loud one? She made me laugh, she's in there

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