If a girl u fancied farted, would you lose interest?

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Reply 20

Bang Outta Order

Original post by HFBS

Nah, I don't produce anywhere enough wind to do that.

You need to eat more kebabs when you're blathered, then you can be in my league. My gas is lethal. Pure butt bombs.

Reply 21

alkaline.

Original post by Qinge

So like you get married, and your wife has indigestion so you hit her with divorce papers?

that's after you've already fallen for someone, it's different.

For crush, yes! I'd lose interest. If a crush even burps I get put off...

Reply 22

OGGUS

Original post by Souljer

For me it would be instant and Is no longer find her attractive.

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Is this legimate trolling or something. And no I wouldn't everyone farts lmao. You are crazy dude.

Reply 23

HFBS

Original post by 0to100

You need to eat more kebabs when you're blathered, then you can be in my league. My gas is lethal. Pure butt bombs.

1 - Veggie, so no way I am eating half-mouldy pigeon.
2 - Hangovers are too freaking awful in your 30s for getting drunk to be a regular thing.

I guess I'll just have to stick as I am, thanks.

Reply 24

Bang Outta Order

Original post by HFBS

1 - Veggie, so no way I am eating half-mouldy pigeon.
2 - Hangovers are too freaking awful in your 30s for getting drunk to be a regular thing.

I guess I'll just have to stick as I am, thanks.

You're vegan? That's a spanner to my plan, I wanted a fart contest. (Joking)

Reply 25

username2371841

you'll lose interest in a girl who farted, yet you live in an anal aroma infesting home :rofl:

no beef just banter

Reply 26

HFBS

Original post by 0to100

You're vegan? That's a spanner to my plan, I wanted a fart contest. (Joking)

Even if you did, I'd lose. Fact.

Reply 27

username2471155

Original post by 0to100

I love when birds fart. Preferrably in my mouth.

Yum I totally agree

Reply 28

Bang Outta Order

Original post by zXcodeXz

Yum I totally agree

lol

Reply 29

rosemondtan

Original post by Betelgeuse-

Only if she gruffly stated "Name that choon in one!" before gasping at the air and remarking "Chicken korma"

omg I can't breathe

Reply 30

Chantell.Os

Original post by WoodyMKC

Girls don't fart, you silly sausage :h:

I did while reading this... :colondollar:

Reply 31

It's****ingWOODY

Original post by Chantell.Os

I did while reading this... :colondollar:

Does it at least smell like roses?

Reply 32

It's****ingWOODY

Original post by Precious Illusions

What if she queefed?

Genuinely the most amusing moment of my life when I heard a queef up close :h:

Reply 33

Chantell.Os

Original post by WoodyMKC

Does it at least smell like roses?

How did you know?! :K:

Reply 34

It's****ingWOODY

Original post by Chantell.Os

How did you know?! :K:

Don't all girls' farts smell like roses?

Reply 35

John55

Original post by alkaline.

that's after you've already fallen for someone, it's different.

For crush, yes! I'd lose interest. If a crush even burps I get put off...

Agreed, if freakin Emma Watson farted or burped in front of me then asked me OUT, I might as well be getting chatted up by an insanely wrinkly man with 10 inch tits and elephantiasis of the testacles...

Your welcome for the description by the way...