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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
:sad: Like I have a choice!


Nawwww I'm sure that's not true! :console:

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Yes, she said you men LIKE YOU only want one thing, and that I should study hard and remain virginal until she can ship me off to some man.

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'Tis true. I did indeed say that.

"Some man"??
I've already found you the village idiot. Lives in a small place in the district of Gurdaspur :lol:
Original post by John55
What kind of ship?


Titanic if she finds out I lost my virginity before marriage :s-smilie:

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Original post by nucdev
Nawwww I'm sure that's not true! :console:



'Tis true. I did indeed say that.

"Some man"??
I've already found you the village idiot. Lives in a small place in the district of Gurdaspur :lol:


Nuccy boy!
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Original post by ravioliyears
@RobML stop bullying my daughter. Or I'll get my husband on you :mad:


Who's dat?
Original post by RobML
To be honest I've never actually kissed anyone so I can't say...


Haha, alright, fair enough...
Original post by RobML
Who's dat?


Why do you wanna know? Scared already? You're bound to be :u:
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Original post by ravioliyears
Why do you wanna know? Scared already? You're bound to be :u:


Try me.
Original post by ServantOfMorgoth
Nuccy boy!


'Sup
Original post by RobML
Try me.


Nahhh, I don't want to scare you, lovely.
Original post by nucdev
Nawwww I'm sure that's not true! :console:



'Tis true. I did indeed say that.

"Some man"??
I've already found you the village idiot. Lives in a small place in the district of Gurdaspur :lol:


:tongue: I've turned this thread into my very own pity party XD I'm only joking :tongue:

You did indeed mother XD

Thats nice, thank you! :h:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Yes :redface:


It's okay, if we're both virgins until we're 80 and in a nursing home together (like we've planned already), we can lose it to each other. We'll just have to mind our backs ( and knees, elbows, bladder....)and everything....:redface:

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I don't see why? :s-smilie:

We'll be the rebellious cool kids of the nursing home!... My knees already click quite a lot... so you'll probably have to go on top... whilst I try not to fall asleep in my wheelchair.

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Original post by nucdev
'Sup


Why are you always up late?

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Original post by ServantOfMorgoth
Nuccy boy!


Original post by nucdev
'Sup


Idk why this made me laugh :lol:

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Original post by ravioliyears
Idk why this made me laugh :lol:

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I haven't spoken to you in ages! You're up late as well and on this thread :mmm:
Original post by ServantOfMorgoth
I haven't spoken to you in ages! You're up late as well and on this thread :mmm:


Lol of course I am XD
Original post by 0to100
He's the seed that creates life.


What an amazing guy :daydreaming:
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Original post by ravioliyears
Nahhh, I don't want to scare you, lovely.


I ain't afraid of no ghost
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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I should study hard and remain virginal until she can ship me off to some man.


Normally teenagers do everything they can to annoy their parents by doing the exact opposite of what they demand.
Original post by ravioliyears
Lol of course I am XD


How's revision going? :eek:
Original post by RobML
I ain't afraid of no ghost


:eek: He isn't* a ghost :unimpressed:

Original post by ServantOfMorgoth
How's revision going? :eek:


Its going okay :redface: thanks for asking

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