Have you ever had sex?
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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I've turned this thread into my very own pity party XD I'm only joking
You did indeed mother XD
Thats nice, thank you!
I've turned this thread into my very own pity party XD I'm only joking You did indeed mother XD
Thats nice, thank you!
Oyeeeeeee kudiye! Eh kee keh rahi ho?!
"mother"????!!!!!!
Say "Mataji"! :fuhrer:
I will NOT have you forgetting your culture and becoming an uncultured western oik
Original post by ServantOfMorgoth
My life, my choice!
Nah JK. My sleeping pattern has been effed up for about 5 years now lmao
Original post by ravioliyears
Idk why this made me laugh 
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Haven't you got a C2 paper to be getting on with, meri pyaar behen?
Original post by John55
I don't see why? 
We'll be the rebellious cool kids of the nursing home!... My knees already click quite a lot... so you'll probably have to go on top... whilst I try not to fall asleep in my wheelchair.
We'll be the rebellious cool kids of the nursing home!... My knees already click quite a lot... so you'll probably have to go on top... whilst I try not to fall asleep in my wheelchair.
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Sounds great! I'll be the hottest 80 year old you've ever seen with my Victoria Secret lingerie...
It's okay, I'll do all the work. I just hope your lemon stays hard
and I hope I don't have any bladder leakage, I mean, we don't need that kind of wetness. 
Also you better not fall asleep because that's insulting, or worse, die.
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Original post by ravioliyears
He isn't* a ghost 
He isn't* a ghost demon??
Original post by nucdev
Haven't you got a C2 paper to be getting on with, meri pyaar behen?
Haven't you got a C2 paper to be getting on with, meri pyaar behen?
Yes.
Original post by RobML
demon??
*Angel
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Titanic if she finds out I lost my virginity before marriage
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Well on the bright side, you might have a short lived but ultimately doomed affair with a young Leonardo DiCaprio
Original post by nucdev
Oyeeeeeee kudiye! Eh kee keh rahi ho?!
"mother"????!!!!!!
Say "Mataji"! :fuhrer:
I will NOT have you forgetting your culture and becoming an uncultured western oik
My life, my choice!
Nah JK. My sleeping pattern has been effed up for about 5 years now lmao
"mother"????!!!!!!
Say "Mataji"! :fuhrer:
I will NOT have you forgetting your culture and becoming an uncultured western oik
My life, my choice!
Nah JK. My sleeping pattern has been effed up for about 5 years now lmao
How old are you?
Original post by ravioliyears
Yes.
*Angel
*Angel
Sorry I've been playing way too much Doom tonight
Original post by 0to100
He's the seed that creates life.
Oh god, no.
Original post by RobML
Sorry I've been playing way too much Doom tonight
Lol XD
Original post by ravioliyears
Its going okay thanks for asking
Its going okay
thanks for askingYou're 16 and doing a levels?
nuccy boy said you're doing C2? Lol I thought you were doing GCSE'sOriginal post by Josb
Normally teenagers do everything they can to annoy their parents by doing the exact opposite of what they demand.
Well I do actually want good A-levels so I don't complain...
Original post by ServantOfMorgoth
How old are you?
Check the profile - 25
I should so get off this site
Original post by ravioliyears
Oh god, no.
Lol XD
Lol XD
sCREAMING XDDDD
Original post by ServantOfMorgoth
You're 16 and doing a levels? nuccy boy said you're doing C2? Lol I thought you were doing GCSE's
nuccy boy said you're doing C2? Lol I thought you were doing GCSE'sLol, I'm doing my AS. My birthday is in August
Original post by John55
Well on the bright side, you might have a short lived but ultimately doomed affair with a young Leonardo DiCaprio
Calm your lemon juice.
Original post by nucdev
Check the profile - 25
I should so get off this site
I should so get off this site
http://www.gujaratimatrimony.com/
Original post by ravioliyears
Lol, I'm doing my AS. My birthday is in August
Mine too!
Original post by nucdev
Check the profile - 25
I should so get off this site
I should so get off this site
Lol me too. I'm 20
Original post by ravioliyears
In response to that: http://www.lohanamatrimony.com/
Original post by RobML
Sorry I've been playing way too much Doom tonight
Doom & Quake FPS master race
Original post by ravioliyears
I think we need to find him a wife!!!
@nucdev it's about time, don't you think mataji? You living the single life forcing me into a marriage...
You need a wife!
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