Have you ever had sex?

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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

Sounds great! I'll be the hottest 80 year old you've ever seen with my Victoria Secret lingerie...

It's okay, I'll do all the work. I just hope you're lemon stays hard :colone:

and I hope I don't have any bladder leakage, I mean, we don't need that kind of wetness. :redface:

Also you better not fall asleep because that's insulting, or worse, die. :colonhash:

Hottest 80 year old I've ever seen... your not exactly setting the highest standards here... oh well, as long as Victoria isn't completely obscured by sagging skin I'm still down with this.

Oh it will... I'm gonna rob the local chemist's for they're whole stock of Viagra...
Considering how dry it's gonna be down there by the time your 80 a little bladder leakage might help ease things along...

I promise not to fall asleep then but you couldn't blame me for dying, I mean what a way to go :2euk48l:

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username2224711

Original post by ServantOfMorgoth

Mine too!

Oooo when?

Original post by nucdev

In response to that: http://www.lohanamatrimony.com/
:toofunny:

OMmG I'm so dead rn, you have no idea :toofunny:

I never knew there was such a thing :toofunny:

Reply 142

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by nucdev

In response to that: http://www.lohanamatrimony.com/
:toofunny:

http://www.punjabimatrimony.com

I just wanted to feel included :redface:

Reply 143

username2224711

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

I think we need to find him a wife!!!

@nucdev it's about time, don't you think mataji? You living the single life forcing me into a marriage...

You need a wife!

Ikr! I'm so confused as to why he doesn't even have one irl :s-smilie:

Reply 144

John55

Original post by ServantOfMorgoth

Calm your lemon juice.

Your offensive avatar is only serving to scupper your plans!

Reply 145

ServantOfMorgoth

Original post by Aristotle's' Disciple

Doom & Quake FPS master race

Reply 146

username2224711

@nucdev If I ever find trouble finding love, I'll know where to go now :rofl:

Reply 147

nucdev

Original post by ravioliyears

Oooo when?

OMmG I'm so dead rn, you have no idea :toofunny:

I never knew there was such a thing :toofunny:

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

http://www.punjabimatrimony.com

I just wanted to feel included :redface:

Even worse: www.patelmatrimony.com
:toofunny:

Original post by ravioliyears

Ikr! I'm so confused as to why he doesn't even have one irl :s-smilie:

No-one wants me innit :bawling:

#Foreveralone

Reply 148

ServantOfMorgoth

Original post by ravioliyears

Oooo when?

Later half. Hbu?

Reply 149

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by John55

I will be, you watch, you won't be able to take your eyes off of me. :sexface:

With my grey locks falling lusciously down my back, and my body, embellished with an array of wrinkles. I will look like an angel :blushing:

True, very true. Some bladder leakage may help. :yep:

Yes, also true. Why the need to go to heaven when you already experienced it with me on top of you! :silverwings:

(edited 7 years ago)

Reply 150

ServantOfMorgoth

Original post by John55

Your offensive avatar is only serving to scupper your plans!

Where my juicer? :rofl:

Reply 151

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by ravioliyears

Ikr! I'm so confused as to why he doesn't even have one irl :s-smilie:

So am I

Original post by nucdev

Even worse: www.patelmatrimony.com
:toofunny:

No-one wants me innit :bawling:

#Foreveralone

But how can that be? You're so lovely!

I think it's because you're sleep pattern is so ****ed up that you miss all the potential women due to you not being awake in daylight hours XD