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Would you eat...

(Human) penis in batter?
(edited 7 years ago)

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Tootles
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Kyrie eleison.
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Context? Like, is this for Sunday lunch or is it a life/death situation?
Well, if one is willing to eat the booty like groceries then I suppose this is the next logical step.
Original post by markreed
Context? Like, is this for Sunday lunch or is it a life/death situation?


Just generally.. maybe with chips on the side
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Original post by Tootles
Kyrie eleison.


amen
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Original post by peanutbuttercup
Just generally.. maybe with chips on the side


Ooh, sweetening the deal with chips haha.

Is it a human penis, or a different animal's penis?
Original post by peanutbuttercup
Penis in batter?


Original post by peanutbuttercup
Just generally.. maybe with chips on the side


No i don't eat battered willy with potato on the side, that's just you
Original post by markreed
Ooh, sweetening the deal with chips haha.

Is it a human penis, or a different animal's penis?


you're really into this aren't you?

:erm:
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Original post by thefatone
you're really into this aren't you?



I make it my mission in life to try new things.

Battered penis (depending on if its human or not) is no exception :wink:
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Original post by ByronicHero
Well, if one is willing to eat the booty like groceries then I suppose this is the next logical step.

Am I the only one who got this reference??
Original post by peanutbuttercup
Penis in batter?


Ummm...? I don't see why not, as long as it was cooked properly and ethically sourced
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Oh my god, for the record I have never eaten battered penis. Just thought I'd make that abundantly clear.
Original post by markreed
Oh my god, for the record I have never eaten battered penis. Just thought I'd make that abundantly clear.


Have you ever battered a penis? Ha
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I love how your main concern is it being ethically sourced and not if its human or not :tongue:

I mean, how can you even ethically source penis? Surely whoever loses it wouldn't view that as very ethical...
i see it makes sense
Original post by markreed
I make it my mission in life to try new things.

Battered penis (depending on if its human or not) is no exception :wink:


Bit strange but who am i to judge?

Spoiler

Errrr smh :yucky:
That literally made me sick like YUCK
Dont you have revision to do m8 :erm:
Original post by markreed
Context? Like, is this for Sunday lunch or is it a life/death situation?


Original post by markreed
Ooh, sweetening the deal with chips haha.

Is it a human penis, or a different animal's penis?


So have you thought about having a penis dish before? :holmes:
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Original post by peanutbuttercup
Have you ever battered a penis? Ha


Do you mean battered as in like punched?

Well, I've never been sufficiently annoyed by one to the point that I'd punch it. So no.

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