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For anyone doing GCSE's... What would you do if you met Shakespeare

What would you do if you met Shakespeare, (bearing in mind all the pain he put you through in class)
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Honestly, I've never seen someone so st***d before!!!
PS: Just being honest! :wink:
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Original post by jimmox00
Honestly, I've never seen someone so st***d before!!!
PS: Just being honest! :wink:


me or shakespeare
I'd ask him about the ideas behind all of his sonnets and stuff I guess, learn his background primarily and not secondarily.
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Tbh I'm not extremely interested in his work so I wouldn't ask him about any of his work.
I might just take a selfie with him to show I met him :h:
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z33
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put him in room 101 for being a horny ass ****



am in year 13 sue me ;P
Ask him what he really meant to prove the examiners wrong.
I'd get him to sign as many copies of his combined works as possible.
I'd slap him for writing so many poems that leave me confused...

But I'd also give him a pat on the back for writing Henry V, as that one is the only one that interests me...
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I'd be like - why are you not dead?
Original post by dc1999_16
me or shakespeare


For some reason this made me laugh :')
id be like

bc of u ive had to study romeo n juliet evry yr since yr 3...

i legit know parts of the play by heart...
Saw this thread and it reminded me instantly of this Blackadder sketch



Can't really comment personally as I left school a decade ago.
I'd be like....

What is this Iambic Pentameter **** you wrote in.
Slap some sense into him. I mean, come on, who writes a play about two adolescents marrying and running away with the excuse of 'true love'. We all know they were just rebellious, so what's the need for writing a whole play about them. Unless he just ran out of ideas.
For everyone who understands me... Who is worse, Hardy or Shakespeare?

I have to say Hardy because no offence, he is pretty sad. However, his poems are quite decent so can't complain.
Original post by dc1999_16
What would you do if you met Shakespeare, (bearing in mind all the pain he put you through in class)


Ask him if he really did cocaine/ weed/ whatever
Lynch him with every other gcse english student ever
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Original post by IXxi HIIDA ixXI
Lynch him with every other gcse english student ever


haha fair enough
Lol everyone is complaining about him for GCSE, I have him for A Levels mate. :colone:

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