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Reply 20

Sameerio

OP, gimme some of what you're having atm.

Reply 21

markvr

Original post by thefatone

i see it makes sense

Bit strange but who am i to judge?

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Ha, maybe I should make "phallic munching monster" my user title.

Original post by ForestShadow

So have you thought about having a penis dish before? :holmes:

Can't say its ever crossed my mind. But if the opportunity happened to present itself I dunno...

Reply 22

username1539513

Original post by markreed

I love how your main concern is it being ethically sourced and not if its human or not :tongue:

I mean, how can you even ethically source penis? Surely whoever loses it wouldn't view that as very ethical...

Ethical sourcing comes under that though doesn't it? If a human male gave it voluntarily then that's more ethical than chopping it off some unwilling animal under sedation isn't it?

Reply 23

markvr

I guess that's true.

Its just that the whole discussion of eating battered penis is so whacky that your concern with ethically sourcing it seemed funny haha.

Reply 24

username1539513

Original post by markreed

I guess that's true.

Its just that the whole discussion of eating battered penis is so whacky that your concern with ethically sourcing it seemed funny haha.

People eat penis all the time except without the batter....

It isn't that wacky of a concept :colone:

Reply 25

aproned_samurai

Original post by peanutbuttercup

Penis in batter?

To whom did the penis originally belong to, is it human or animal etc

Reply 26

markvr

No fricking way :eek:

I must be like super sheltered and ignorant then!

I didn't know it was a common thing. Which countries do this!?

Reply 27

username1539513

Original post by markreed

No fricking way :eek:

I must be like super sheltered and ignorant then!

I didn't know it was a common thing. Which countries do this!?

This country and probably every country in the world :colone:

Reply 28

username2471155

Original post by peanutbuttercup

(Human) penis in batter?

Yes, I would munch on it.

(edited 7 years ago)

Reply 29

markvr

Oh my god.

So the phrase "craving ****" has more than one meaning now!?

I'm just gonna silently accuse everyone of being willy gobblers.

Reply 30

username1539513

Original post by markreed

Oh my god.

So the phrase "craving dick" has more than one meaning now!?

I'm just gonna silently accuse everyone of being willy gobblers.

Not really I'm just being a :sneakydevil:

Reply 31

markvr

Why would you do that!!!

You probably don't know, but you're speaking to the dictionary example of gullible over here.

I was legit convinced that they were just handing out penises in chippies. I was half expecting to see my elderly neighbour Fred at the local chippy ordering "a portion of chips with a large battered penis to go".

I am emotionally distressed right now :tongue:

Reply 32

username1539513

Original post by markreed

Oh my gosh... :toofunny:

I was hoping all the :colone:

faces would have given it away but no :rofl:

Reply 33

markvr

I thought those faces were just you expressing a devilish joy in revealing a horrible truth to an innocent and naive individual. :colonhash:

Reply 34

username1539513

Original post by markreed

I thought those faces were just you expressing a devilish joy in revealing a horrible truth to an innocent and naive individual. :colonhash:

Considering the current state of the meat industry I actually wouldn't put it past it for there to be some penis in our meat. There actually probably is.

Still can't believe you didn't catch on though lmao

Reply 35

It's****ingWOODY

I love sausage, just not that type of sausage.

Reply 36

markvr

God, that's just another reason for me to (try) and go vegan. If not for the health/ethical benefits, then just so I can say that I have never gobbled a willy :giggle:

Reply 37

username1539513

Original post by markreed

God, that's just another reason for me to (try) and go vegan. If not for the health/ethical benefits, then just so I can say that I have never gobbled a willy :giggle:

If you did I would have utmost respect for you and your choices, being vegan wouldn't be easy by any stretch of the imagination. By the way, I know you've probably heard this a million times already, but you are such a pretty guy :smile:

Reply 38

markvr

I managed it for about 2 months, but its not easy when you're living with prolific meat-eating parents haha. I'll probably give it another shot when I'm at uni.

And thanks! :colondollar:

By the way, I don't mean to pry but are you vegan?

Reply 39

username1539513

Original post by markreed

I managed it for about 2 months, but its not easy when you're living with prolific meat-eating parents haha. I'll probably give it another shot when I'm at uni.

And thanks! :colondollar:

By the way, I don't mean to pry but are you vegan?