I dreamt I was shot in the head AMA

You know this is interesting because I just saw a VICE documentary about the criminal use of Scopolamine in Colombia. I just imagined you in the streets of Bogota

I'm half Colombian

Erm - do you have the time to list everything?

I know, mi amor

No but I need a happiness boost, and I've already eaten my twix and I don't feel happy enough yet. So I am going to list you some of my list.

Okay so my perfect man holds each of these qualities listed in the spoiler:

My body hurts with anxiety. I'm wondering if I should schedule an appointment with a counsellor but idk I feel like she's no help.

Can you look for a different councillor?

No but I need a happiness boost, and I've already eaten my twix and I don't feel happy enough yet. So I am going to list you some of my list.

Okay so my perfect man holds each of these qualities listed in the spoiler:

How do you know that

Just the usual tbh Had one where my friend's head was dumped in a canal and i had to retrieve it then some weird **** with flooded corridors and stuff lol.
Anyways goodnight
Sweet dreams everyone

If an Twix doesn't boost your happiness nothing will!

I know you're not even joking though you actually want a rich chess aficionado who helps old ladies

Just the usual tbh Had one where my friend's head was dumped in a canal and i had to retrieve it then some weird **** with flooded corridors and stuff lol.
Anyways goodnight
Sweet dreams everyone

The sad thing is, I'm really not XD But even if a master piece like that does exist, I severely doubt I'll ever meet him, and even if I do, it's unlikely I could make him fall deeply in love with me. So I guess I'll just have to settle for whatever my mum picks out of the hat.(no offence to the people in the hat)


I'm too stressed out to sleep

Surprisingly not i don't watch anything gory i just have vivid nightmares every night, tbh the gorey ones aren't so bad the worst one was when i dreamt


Thank you lovely, you too, i really do appreciate your kindness
Ok for real night night everyone x

Thank you lovely, you too, i really do appreciate your kindness
Ok for real night night everyone x

I'm sure you'll find someone very special Mrs Holmes. Or maybe your mum can find you a nice doctor!

And at least lie down and have a rest away from everything - it might help.

I'm sure you'll find someone very special Mrs Holmes. Or maybe your mum can find you a nice doctor!

And at least lie down and have a rest away from everything - it might help.

Can't post on wall so....

What kind of gun was it that shot you?