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Bear's Safe Cave

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Reply 900
Original post by SeanFM


He sells £1 fish but 6 for £5.


He used to sell fish for low prices.... but he was deported :emo:
Original post by the bear
*Ping*

Gavin carefully extracts Eef's pie from the rusty microwave traditional Tuscan Oven where it has been heated to perfection using Olive Wood Charcoal...


:yum::yum:
Reply 902
Original post by iEthan
:yum::yum:


you want ketchup with that ? :holmes:

Original post by the bear
*bear™ tucks into a piping hot Admiral's Pie*

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Please ask Gavin to prepare one of these fine offerings:

https://youngsseafood.co.uk/ranges/meals-for-one/


Aw bad bear :bear:

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Original post by the bear
you want ketchup with that ? :holmes:


That would be a sin! No way!
Reply 905
Original post by FrenchUnicorn
Aw bad bear :bear:

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you no like Young Fishermen ?
Original post by the bear
you no like Young Fishermen ?


Les plats préparés c'est mauvais pour la santé :innocent:
Reply 907
Original post by FrenchUnicorn
Les plats préparés c'est mauvais pour la santé :innocent:


Voila pourquoi je les prepare moi meme.... a l'aube je vais a la mer pour fair la peche a bord de mon petit navire. ensuite je vais au marche pour acheter des pommes de terres toutes fraiches et du persil...


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Original post by iEthan
I see bear™ has been offered a sponsorship :hmmm:


Bear is now too big a thing for TSR, he is going commercial.

Soon there will be a Bear channel on Netflix and Bear shelves in John Lewis.
Original post by the bear
Voila pourquoi je les prepare moi meme.... a l'aube je vais a la mer pour fair la peche a bord de mon petit navire. ensuite je vais au marche pour acheter des pommes de terres toutes fraiches et du persil...


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:lol: :lol: comment t'as eu la flemme de tout traduire :mmm:

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Original post by Fullofsurprises
Bear is now too big a thing for TSR, he is going commercial.

Soon there will be a Bear channel on Netflix and Bear shelves in John Lewis.


This genuinely made me cry laughing, I can imagine this :rofl: various nature programmes mixed with Ibiza-style BBQs would be the broadcasting schedule :lol:
Original post by FrenchUnicorn
:lol: :lol: comment t'as eu la flemme de tout traduire :mmm:

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Original post by iEthan
This genuinely made me cry laughing, I can imagine this :rofl: various nature programmes mixed with Ibiza-style BBQs would be the broadcasting schedule :lol:


With endless reruns of Benny Hill and stuff about writing limericks.
Original post by Fullofsurprises
With endless reruns of Benny Hill and stuff about writing limericks.


"Haiku Hour on bear™ channel"
Original post by iEthan

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Bad bad bear :no:

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Original post by FrenchUnicorn
Bad bad bear :no:

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I missed youuuuu :sad: did you have your exams yet?

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Original post by iEthan
"Haiku Hour on bear™ channel"


"And now the new Top Gear on Amazon Prime, featuring Complete this Poem with special guest The Bear, who will also be test driving the new Lego Bearmobile."

Original post by iEthan
I missed youuuuu :sad: did you have your exams yet?

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Aww :3 I had one ! Waiting for the results :3 and I have 3 left :afraid: :afraid:
What about you ?

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Original post by FrenchUnicorn
Aww :3 I had one ! Waiting for the results :3 and I have 3 left :afraid: :afraid:
What about you ?

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Good luck!!! I'm sure you will have done really well :yep:

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Original post by iEthan
Good luck!!! I'm sure you will have done really well :yep:

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I hope so :3

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