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I walked 7 miles today
Somebody ate a sandwich.


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I farted in a pringles can
Original post by Anon_98


I inhaled. The muscular region of my diaphragm contracted, my diaphragm flattened. My external intercostal muscles contracted. My internal intercostal muscles relaxed. My ribs moved up and out. The volume of my thorax increased then the pressure around my lungs decreased which caused the pressure in the alveoli to decrease and air entered my lungs.

Fresh air in my system is so refreshing.

I thought it would be a good idea to exhale too.

So I exhaled.

The muscular region of my diaphragm relaxed, my diaphragm returned to it's dome shape. My external intercostal muscles relaxed. My internal intercostal muscles contracted. My ribs moved in and down. The volume of my thorax decreased then the pressure around my lungs increased which caused the pressure in the alveoli to increased and air exited my lungs.



Well that's biology B3 revision done :ahee:
Original post by iEthan
5 minutes ago, I read the label on a can of beans.


Did you take anything positive away from the experience?

Oh, I need a story. Uhh...

I left the hose on at work earlier. Got wet feet :sad:
Then my boots dried in the sun.
One of my ears is slightly smaller than the other
Original post by Sarah sahara
One of my ears is slightly smaller than the other


lol !!!!! lmao!!! XD
Original post by shahida sulaiman
lol !!!!! lmao!!! XD


It isn't really ahha, not that I'm aware of anyway...
Ive watched lots of Nascar today
Original post by Sarah sahara
It isn't really ahha, not that I'm aware of anyway...


oh sorry !!!:frown:
I held a 2 minute conversation with my cat today, just meowing at it in my bed whilst it rubbed up against my legs. It was unusually responsive.

I walked on the beach today too with my dogs. There was a jellyfish, and I suddenly had the desire to pick it up so I could take it home and microwave it. I cannot remember if I actually did this and don't want to check. I feel a little sick at the moment.
Reply 71
I stared at my fish for an hour, just looked at it swim around. EXCITING.
About 20 minutes ago I wanted a Strawberry yoghurt, but I unknowingly picked up a Peach-flavoured one and had already put a spoonful of it in my mouth before I realised.
damn you all repped me
Original post by shahida sulaiman
oh sorry !!!:frown:


Sorry about what!? I'm glad that one of my ears is not bigger than the other ahahh
Original post by Sarah sahara
Sorry about what!? I'm glad that one of my ears is not bigger than the other ahahh


no i thought u got offended by my post so that's why lol!!!!!
i was on my laptop all today.
I ate porridge and a banana at 10, ate lasagne at 6.
I was lying in my bed when I thought to myself "I'm in my bed" and fell asleep.
Reply 78
How to have an amazing life in 5 steps

Step 1: I woke up,
Step 2: I went to work,
Step 3: I came home,
Step 4: I did nothing.
Step 5: I Slept.

Repeat steps 1-5 everyday for the next 8 weeks. :colonhash:
i took a big dump today and it smelt bad

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