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There's no evidence to suggest he'll be a 30 a year striker. As a rough measure, he's scoring 1 in 2 games, and less than 1 in 2 shots (so roughly a shot a game). It requires him to keep that insane conversion rate (which is more than double the likes of Kane and Agüero's who are usually around the 25-30% mark) and significantly increase his shot output. It's entirely doable, but there's not much to suggest at this stage he'll be that prolific.


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Original post by swirly
From what I've seen, he's looked like an elite poacher. He's not a complete forward but damn can he be the next Van Nilsteroy.


Imagine Mou gets you playing like an 11-12 bayern.

Martial: robben
New RW: ribery
Rashford: Gomez


11/12 Bayern that didn't win any trophies and bottled the Champions League?
Original post by Dirtybit
Totally agree

Btw Martial is Ribery (LW) and New RW will be Robben


Nah cuz the way Martial cuts in onto his right foot with that deadly composure, he's like a mirror of Robben.

Now you just need that playmaker elite winger like Ribery.
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Original post by Jimmy Seville
11/12 Bayern that didn't win any trophies and bottled the Champions League?


Key word: playing like.

That Bayern played some amazing football with deadly counters.
Original post by swirly
Nah cuz the way Martial cuts in onto his right foot with that deadly composure, he's like a mirror of Robben.

Now you just that playmaker elite winger like Ribery.


Don't think he's ever scored a goal cutting in from the wing lol.... He usually beat his man on the outside and slaps the ball a plate for team mates
Really hope Rooney does not play up front at the Euros.
Original post by Dirtybit
Don't think he's ever scored a goal cutting in from the wing lol.... He usually beat his man on the outside and slaps the ball a plate for team mates


Do u even debut goal vs Liverpool.
Original post by swirly
Do u even debut goal vs Liverpool.


The memory was knocked out of his mind by the Benteke goal.
Original post by Lúcio
The memory was knocked out of his mind by the Benteke goal.


Serious question, why does Henderson shoot so much from 20 + yards when his conversion rate must be awful?
Original post by samiz20891
Serious question, why does Henderson shoot so much from 20 + yards when his conversion rate must be awful?


I seriously don't know - Henderson is actually terrible at shooting.

I don't see him as our captain in all honesty. It's always gonna be hard to follow Gerrard but he doesn't have anything like the same influence, respect or aura of a captain.
Original post by swirly
Key word: playing like.

That Bayern played some amazing football with deadly counters.


12/13 were a far better and more ruthless team.
Original post by Jimmy Seville
12/13 were a far better and more ruthless team.


Lost to Arsenal at home.

Ruthless.

Original post by swirly
Lost to Arsenal at home.

Ruthless.



You've reached a new level of shitposting. You've outdone yourself.
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Original post by Jimmy Seville
You've reached a new level of shitposting. You've outdone yourself.


Where does all your hate stem from?
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Original post by xKay
Where does all your hate stem from?


Man said Bayern 2011/2012 were a top team. Finished 2nd in the league, cup and UCL. Bridesmaids.

@Opta
Original post by Jimmy Seville
Man said Bayern 2011/2012 were a top team. Finished 2nd in the league, cup and UCL. Bridesmaids.

@Opta


'TheShedEnd' aka 'Jimmy Creepy Seville' is always a hating little mofo.

Bruh you need to relax and enjoy life for once.
Reply 137
Original post by Zayn is Bae
There's no evidence to suggest he'll be a 30 a year striker. As a rough measure, he's scoring 1 in 2 games, and less than 1 in 2 shots (so roughly a shot a game). It requires him to keep that insane conversion rate (which is more than double the likes of Kane and Agüero's who are usually around the 25-30% mark) and significantly increase his shot output. It's entirely doable, but there's not much to suggest at this stage he'll be that prolific.


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And they have more than double his shots, because he's playing in the tenth best attacking team in the league. When he's playing in a team with amongst the most goals scored, which he likely will be for most of his career, he'll be able to have a far lower conversion rate and still get 20+
Original post by difeo
And they have more than double his shots, because he's playing in the tenth best attacking team in the league. When he's playing in a team with amongst the most goals scored, which he likely will be for most of his career, he'll be able to have a far lower conversion rate and still get 20+


Maybe, but maybe not. There's no evidence to say he will or won't, which is why I said its a hell of an assumption to say he'll be the next RvN, or to get 30 a season (even 20 tbh).


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Original post by Zayn is Bae
Maybe, but maybe not. There's no evidence to say he will or won't, which I why I said its a hell of an assumption to say he'll be the next RvN, or to get 30 a season (even 20 tbh).


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The evidence is the number of shots he gets in a team with 40 goals, extrapolate that to the number of shots he'll have in a Mourinho team with 70+, plus the improvement from aging

Only 2 or 3 players have ever reached 30 so need to use that as a standard
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