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I'm giving birth to an alien right now!

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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
:frown: you better love her, okay?!


DW me and your other mothers will dw :lovehug:

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The title reminded me of this unforgettable scene :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsD6AL3HJtM
Original post by Indeterminate
The title reminded me of this unforgettable scene :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsD6AL3HJtM


omg :toofunny:
Original post by ravioliyears
omg :toofunny:


Don't tell me you've never seen that before :noway:
Original post by Indeterminate
Don't tell me you've never seen that before :noway:


Of course I've seen lmao it was the most amusing film ever :rofl: (after Interstellar and the Martian) I just realised how much the scene relates to the thread :rofl:
Original post by ravioliyears
Of course I've seen lmao it was the most amusing film ever :rofl: (after Interstellar and the Martian) I just realised how much the scene relates to the thread :rofl:


Ah I see :biggrin:

Personally I think The Exorcist is even funnier :rofl:
Original post by Indeterminate
Ah I see :biggrin:

Personally I think The Exorcist is even funnier :rofl:


Omg thank you! All the scary characters in horror films make me laugh so much :rofl: Chucky is just so damn hilarious :toofunny:
A bit late to ask but who is the father of this alien hmmmmmmmm

:holmes:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
@bluemadhatter love meh pls? :frown:


Always and forever :hugs:
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when i first saw the title i was having fun guessing how much acid you were on... i'm disspointed now:frown:
Original post by Gaya Ramanathan
"Used to treat MILD TO MODERATE PAIN SUCH AS" - they're example and yes it's used for stomach aches.


Paracetamol can be of help in curing an infection or fever, it should not be used as a preventive measure for something as random as an alien in a stomach :fyi:

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Oh who cares, I'd drink my own urine right now if it claimed to aid in pain relief :frown:


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Gross :fyi:
Original post by TaintedLight
Paracetamol can be of help in curing an infection or fever, it should not be used as a preventive measure for something as random as an alien in a stomach :fyi:

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Gross :fyi:


Paracetamol can't help cure an infection...
Original post by Gaya Ramanathan
Paracetamol can't help cure an infection...


Well i had chicken pox and guess what was part of the prescription? :biggrin:
Original post by TaintedLight
Well i had chicken pox and guess what was part of the prescription? :biggrin:



From the NHS website:

"Paracetamol is designed to relieve symptoms, not cure any underlying infection."
Original post by TaintedLight
Well i had chicken pox and guess what was part of the prescription? :biggrin:


Paracetamol is for pain relief (and mild fevers) ~ it's not an antibiotic so won't help cure an infection.

I was prescribed Flucloxacillin for skin infections, which is a fairly standard antibiotic.
Original post by Gaya Ramanathan
From the NHS website:

"Paracetamol is designed to relieve symptoms, not cure any underlying infection."


Original post by Alexion
Paracetamol is for pain relief (and mild fevers) ~ it's not an antibiotic so won't help cure an infection.

I was prescribed Flucloxacillin for skin infections, which is a fairly standard antibiotic.


:biggrin:

I stand corrected in that it doesnt cure the underlying infection :yy:
Original post by TaintedLight
:biggrin:

I stand corrected in that it doesnt cure the underlying infection :yy:


:cute:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I have such a bad stomach ache, I feel like I'm about to give birth to an alien baby :cry2:

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Can I get some love from TSR people because my mum isn't giving me any, she told me to stop making silly excuses to take "revision breaks" :sad:

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Remedy number 1: Remove this from your face, although it may already be too late.

My baby is almost week old today. I am such a proud mum :colondollar:
Original post by _Bright Eyes
Remedy number 1: Remove this from your face, although it may already be too late.



I'm afraid, it's too late! :K:

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