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Bah humbug, I'm taking the cake

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Original post by homeland.lsw
um everyone was invited...and we're having one of those asian 7 year weddings so it still going on :party2:

:toofunny:

Nice
:bike::date::eating::dancing: :auto::pizza::proud::knuddel::hump:

How it wil go like when i arrive
(i ride my bike to the location, i arrive with a present, i munch, i dance with a girl,i go her house, we order pizza, we are satified and well you know the rest :rofl: )
Original post by Andy98
Bah humbug, I'm taking the cake

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:jumphug: Have fun Mr Andy Scrooge :h:
Original post by toonervoustotalk
:toofunny:

Nice
:bike::date::eating::dancing: :auto::pizza::proud::knuddel::hump:

How it wil go like when i arrive
(i ride my bike to the location, i arrive with a present, i munch, i dance with a girl,i go her house, we order pizza, we are satified and well you know the rest :rofl: )


right...
the rest includes, a broken condom, pregnancy, no uni, fathering a child at 18, working in Aldi. :h:
Original post by homeland.lsw
right...
the rest includes, a broken condom, pregnancy, no uni, fathering a child at 18, working in Aldi. :h:


Yep:redface:
Damn where is my child then as i am 19 :colonhash:
Guess i played hide and seek with him and he never returned:colondollar:
Original post by toonervoustotalk
Yep:redface:
Damn where is my child then as i am 19 :colonhash:
Guess i played hide and seek with him and he never returned:colondollar:


honestly you could be 5 and I wouldn't care :hugs:
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Congratulations guys hope you have beautiful children in the near future
Original post by homeland.lsw
:jumphug: Have fun Mr Andy Scrooge :h:


Bleugh

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Original post by OGGUS
Congratulations guys hope you have beautiful children in the near future


We already have the mongrel child @SinsNotTragedies :yep:

We found her in the bin of a chicken shop...
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Original post by homeland.lsw
honestly you could be 5 and I wouldn't care :hugs:


:colonhash::angry: *****
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Original post by homeland.lsw
We already have the mongrel child @SinsNotTragedies :yep:

We found her in the bin of a chicken shop...

why'd you keep it? It's basically trash then
Original post by homeland.lsw
We already have the mongrel child @SinsNotTragedies :yep:

We found her in the bin of a chicken shop...


what a typical story :biggrin:
Original post by toonervoustotalk
:colonhash::angry: *****


:lovehug:
Original post by OGGUS
why'd you keep it? It's basically trash then


to give her a better life...we'll be sending her to nunnery as soon as she turns 16

Original post by rayestar
what a typical story :biggrin:


I think that's what brought Z and I closer together, like when you find a stray dog
Original post by homeland.lsw
to give her a better life...we'll be sending her to nunnery as soon as she turns 16



I think that's what brought Z and I closer together, like when you find a stray dog


aww that's really sweet! May your love keep the 3 of u connected for eternity... :wink:
Original post by homeland.lsw
:lovehug:


M8 you should be focusing on your wife and not the next hot thing (aka me) *flicks hair*
Original post by rayestar
aww that's really sweet! May your love keep the 3 of u connected for eternity... :wink:


Yeah...hopefully! Of course she will be extremely neglected :yep:

Original post by toonervoustotalk
M8 you should be focusing on your wife and not the next hot thing (aka me) *flicks hair*


Um, that was meant to be like a pity kiss considering you will be forever alone!
Original post by homeland.lsw

Um, that was meant to be like a pity kiss considering you will be forever alone!

Oh ****
Thanks man
You are the real MVP!!
:yy:
Original post by toonervoustotalk
Oh ****
Thanks man
You are the real MVP!!
:yy:


I know :girl:
Original post by Hamoody
Ermmmmm I'm married to Maria.x. But you can be my second wife :yep:


:emo:

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