Nah, I've tried this and it just makes it worse as the trousers get tighter on your crotch. If you don't believe me, grow a penis and try for yourself.
Why do you suppose so many Tories go to Savile Row for their suits?
Nah, I've tried this and it just makes it worse as the trousers get tighter on your crotch. If you don't believe me, grow a penis and try for yourself.
Are you slyly letting us now you have a big willy?
Two further thoughts. Maybe they've got small willies and the only way they can kid themselves otherwise is to stand so that they're pressed tight against their underpants?
Alternatively perhaps it's boarding school bully culture - in the changing room, a way of telling their fag to "drop the soap". A bit like how they treat the country.
But that doesn't explain Theresa May. In the first image below, where she's standing with her legs in that strange position, two things come to mind. First, something is clearly going on "round the back". Not sure what it is. Is she remembering doing a poo maybe? Second, you've got to wonder whether she's wearing any knickers. Put these two together - is she airing her a-hole, maybe? Communicating to her audience "you're drinking up my every word, but I'm having a private joke with myself and thinking of pooing"?
The more you look at these people, the crazier they look. I mean actually mentally ill.
At least she wears a shell suit - or is it a chemical suit - in the last picture.
It's the tories so must be something sexual, maybe they're showing their intentions to **** us all or maybe they've spent too much time in the dungeon?