The media's going to find some dodgy link to ISIS, one way or the other.
'Perpetrator alleged to have IS-links, head of MI6 claims. His now deceased dog, previously belonged to his school friend's step mother's cat faeces that is alleged to have fled to Syria to fight for the Islamic State militants. Police are beginning a thorough investigation of his home, and have already found letters exchanged between him and the third in command of ISIS, who was successfully bombed by UK-led air strikes. Further updates later."