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Imagine you lived back when Q Lizzie was in her prime and you worked as her butler.




Prince Philip has been away on business and she's feeling reaaally lonely and frustrated one night. In a moment of madness she asks you through to the royal boudoir


What would you do?
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Original post by Daddy Longlegz
Imagine you lived back when Q Lizzie was in her prime and you worked as her butler.




Prince Philip has been away on business and she's feeling reaaally lonely and frustrated one night. In a moment of madness she asks you through to the royal boudoir


What would you do?

And so the scene is set for a bad porno
Original post by Daddy Longlegz
Imagine you lived back when Q Lizzie was in her prime and you worked as her butler.




Prince Philip has been away on business and she's feeling reaaally lonely and frustrated one night. In a moment of madness she asks you through to the royal boudoir


What would you do?


0 - I don't like royalty.
0, she does nothing, has no political role. Literally just a symbol. Abolish the monarchy NOW
I aint saying shes a gold digger but she aint messing with no broke...
-10 - she literally does nothing but stand for pictures.

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Shes the royal version of kim kardashian :biggrin:
Original post by Daddy Longlegz
Imagine you lived back when Q Lizzie was in her prime and you worked as her butler.




Prince Philip has been away on business and she's feeling reaaally lonely and frustrated one night. In a moment of madness she asks you through to the royal boudoir


What would you do?


You need help:redface:
I'd lob a corgi at her and leg it.
That cat paw made me jump man :afraid:
8/10 would bang
/10
Original post by XOR_
/10


this reminded me of you @kkboyk
Original post by bluemadhatter
this reminded me of you @kkboyk

That's the second time you've quoted me whilst tagging kkboyk in some fuk'd up anime related ****.
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Original post by bluemadhatter
this reminded me of you @kkboyk


Waifu material right there :laugh:

Original post by XOR_
That's the second time you've quoted me whilst tagging kkboyk in some fuk'd up anime related ****.


Lol stalker :unimpressed:
I would do what I have to for Queen and country. In the morning take a selfie for bragging rights down the pub and with the guys.

She has a night of splendour, I have a story to tell the grandkids... That is if Philip doesn't hunt me down with the man-eating corgis.
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Original post by Daddy Longlegz
Imagine you lived back when Q Lizzie was in her prime and you worked as her butler.




Prince Philip has been away on business and she's feeling reaaally lonely and frustrated one night. In a moment of madness she asks you through to the royal boudoir


What would you do?


In all honesty, in those days I wouldn't have said no if she asked for sex. But I despise the royal family because they're basically like the British Kardashian's apart from some people give a **** about the royals.

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Original post by Daddy Longlegz
Imagine you lived back when Q Lizzie was in her prime and you worked as her butler.




Prince Philip has been away on business and she's feeling reaaally lonely and frustrated one night. In a moment of madness she asks you through to the royal boudoir


What would you do?


Nothing, she's ugly AF even then. She's just a product of centuries of inbreeding, which is why all royals look horsey. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if there was a bit of horse genes mixed in there as well, after all, Cameron did a pig, who's to say the royals don't have a bit of fun with their horses?

so 0

End the monarchy now! Vive la revolution! Down with the horse faced inbred establishment!

It pains me when I see how popular the monarchy is. The same people who argue about inequality support the monarchy. Like what? You mad, you not see that the monarchy is the epitome of an unequal society. They complain about wealthy middle class people inheriting their parents £1m semi detached London suburban houses, but these people are inheriting a whole f****** country!

Also, if you think about it they are basically Britain's biggest welfare claimants, because lets face it they don't work. Smiling to the cameras and making the occasional speech and going off helicopter flying at the expense of the British taxpayer does NOT count as a job.

And they don't bring in tourists. Thats such a ******** argument. "Oh yes, we must have the monarchy because otherwise all the tourists who visit Britain wouldn't come anymore".

Yeah sure you just keep on believing that, its about as close to the truth as magically pixies and fairy dust.

I think we should abolish the monarchy after Elizabeth passes away or gives up the throne. That would be a nice finish.

Its the 21st century, and constitutional monarchy was sooo last century! Long live the Republic of Britain and Ireland. (Ireland because when we become a republic we'll get them to be our pals again and reunite).
Original post by aeroline1999
Nothing, she's ugly AF even then. She's just a product of centuries of inbreeding, which is why all royals look horsey. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if there was a bit of horse genes mixed in there as well, after all, Cameron did a pig, who's to say the royals don't have a bit of fun with their horses?


Ugly AF? See below. And you're a stunner are you?





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Original post by Grand High Witch
Bet she would have been out of your league...


In terms of social status, yeah sure. I'm just a lowly "commoner".

In terms of attractiveness, well, I'm not vain and self centred so I don't know. What I do know is that I don't really go for that "horsey" look in women. I'm more attracted to genetic variety not inbreeding.

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