Sad about Brexit? Move to Israel!
We have:
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway
)
- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here
Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!
All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway
)- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here
Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!
All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!
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Original post by TelAviv
We have:
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway)
- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here
Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!
All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway
)- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here
Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!
All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!
>Abandoning the greatest country in the world
No thanks
Original post by TelAviv
We have:
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway)
- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here
Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!
All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway
)- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here
Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!
All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!
In RE we learnt that it takes 3 years to convert and is very difficult
Original post by TelAviv
We have:
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway)
- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here
Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!
All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway
)- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here
Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!
All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!
I would love to come but I can't speak Hebrew (yet)
How do you convert to Judaism though? I know a lad who now identifies as a Bnei Noah, as he wants to be Jewish but was not born a Jew. But I don't think he is considered to be fully converted yet.
I have had too many bad experiences with religion, don't want it anymore
. I still respect religious people who are of good character like everyone else though.
I guess there is a place out there for us all, just have to find it.
I have had too many bad experiences with religion, don't want it anymore
. I still respect religious people who are of good character like everyone else though.I guess there is a place out there for us all, just have to find it.
Why should we leave our own country just because some people who don't know what they are doing made a stupid choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he9FQ2xTD9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he9FQ2xTD9o
Thanks for the offer but I'm going to give it a pass. I like living on unholy lands.
Original post by TelAviv
We have:
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway)
- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here
Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!
All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway
)- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here
Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!
All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!
Terrorist attacks? No?
Original post by TelAviv
We have:
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway)
- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here
Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!
All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!
-You also get to butcher Palestinians every day!
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway
)- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here
Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!
All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!
-You also get to butcher Palestinians every day!
Jokes lol let's not start that argument.
I heard that the Zionist world order have their base in Israel and control us all?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zionist_Occupation_Government_conspiracy_theory
What is the food like in Israel? The country sounds like a blast by your OP.
Original post by TelAviv
We have:
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway)
- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here
Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!
All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway
)- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here
Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!
All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!
Off topic
But good luck with your flagcounter
Spoiler
Original post by Kryptonian
Why should we leave our own country just because some people who don't know what they are doing made a stupid choiceo
All the more reason to come. You're going to have to live with their decision!
Original post by ODES_PDES
Terrorist attacks? No?
I don't have exact figures to give you, but let's not forget how many people have died from terror attacks in Europe in the past 2 years. I'd say you're safer in Israel than Europe
a) most attacks are against police and military and
b) you're rarely more than 100m from an armed Israeli in most cities due to IDF, police and CCW civilians. This makes it almost impossible for a Paris-style attack on civilians.
Original post by SoggyCabbages
What is the food like in Israel? The country sounds like a blast by your OP.
What is the food like in Israel? The country sounds like a blast by your OP.
Food is extra yummy! Israel has been formed by Jews from all over the world, of whom have brought their local cuisine with them. Combined with Israel's presence on the world stage, we have a massive selection of excellent dishes. I've read somewhere Tel Aviv has the highest concentration of sushi restaurants outside of Japan.
Original post by Xelfrost
How's it in Tel'aviv? I'd make Aliyah, but I love the UK too much.
To make a simple comparison, it has the climate and building style of Athens, structure of Tokyo - but with a lot more Jews!
Original post by TelAviv
To make a simple comparison, it has the climate and building style of Athens, structure of Tokyo - but with a lot more Jews!
Sounds nice. I don't know many other Jews around here.
And the lack of a J-soc on TSR doesn't helpcan vouch i was born there. still go on holiday there every year and i love it.
i was born there. still go on holiday there every year and i love it.Original post by Xelfrost
Sounds nice. I don't know many other Jews around here. And the lack of a J-soc on TSR doesn't help
And the lack of a J-soc on TSR doesn't helpI imagine most other Jews are plotting their world domination elsewhere lol!
In all seriousness, I am only aware of 2 other actively posting Jews on TSR so not really enough to start a soc
Maybe I'll start an Israel-Society and call it the I-Soc? I'm sure that would go down well!
Original post by TelAviv
I imagine most other Jews are plotting their world domination elsewhere lol!
In all seriousness, I am only aware of 2 other actively posting Jews on TSR so not really enough to start a soc
Maybe I'll start an Israel-Society and call it the I-Soc? I'm sure that would go down well!
In all seriousness, I am only aware of 2 other actively posting Jews on TSR so not really enough to start a soc
Maybe I'll start an Israel-Society and call it the I-Soc? I'm sure that would go down well!
Yes, we can all sit there plotting how to overthrow the mindless goyim whilst mass reporting anyone who disagrees with us... >: D
*Lotions up hands*
Original post by Xelfrost
mass reporting anyone who disagrees with us... >: D
*Lotions up hands*
*Lotions up hands*
Getting ideas from the other I-Soc?
Original post by TelAviv
Getting ideas from the other I-Soc?
Implying we didn't come up with it first and that I-soc isn't just a Mossad false flagging group :^)
I am Christian so guess I aint invited
Original post by TelAviv
x
All them Secret societies were created by the Roman Catholic Church.
Catholicism is a Roman Babylonian Religion of control.
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