How many Bremainers does it take?
A: One to tell everyone that there's nothing wrong with the lightbulb, one to scream and rant about wildly exaggerated risks associated with lightbulb replacement, one to insist that we shouldn't change the lightbulb so that we can try and coax it into working again, and one who's secretly a Brexiter but doesn't want to upset their friendship group to actually change the lightbulb.