History of EU lies:
1) There's no EU you silly conspiracy theorist.
2) There is an EU but it's only to help the single market work better. Of course it won't decide national laws, you silly conspiracy theorist.
3) There is an EU and it does decide national laws, but of course it doesn't have precedence over them, you silly conspiracy theorist.
4) The EU does have precedence over national laws, but that doesn't mean you can't veto them, you silly conspiracy theorist.
5) Yes, you're right, your veto is meaningless and the EU commission decides what is implemented or not, but that doesn't mean the democratically elected MEPs can't overrule them, you silly conspiracy theorist.
6) Yes, the commission can ignore the MEPs whenever it wants and it says so 5 times in the Lisbon treaty, but **** you you stupid conspiracy theorist! Racist!
7) You can leave whenever you want. No, we won't make you vote again and again until you vote to stay in, you Nazi kook.
8) You can't leave! We'll take away your army and abolish your country! L'EU est de nous!