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Article: A beginner's guide to sex

When’s the right time for your first time? The answer to that is different for everyone, but one thing’s for sure: you don’t have to rush. Sure, maybe your mate reckons they’ve already done it at least three times, but that doesn’t mean you’re playing catch-up.

Besides, they’re probably not getting that much action anyway. Figures from relationship charity OnePlusOne reveal most young people overestimate the amount of sex their friends are actually having. Just because someone says they’re doing it doesn’t mean they actually are.

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/content.php?r=26187-A-beginners-guide-to-sex
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Instructions weren't clear, got dick caught in oven
How patronising.
Reply 3
"Condoms ... won’t diminish the enjoyment you get from sex"

Suuuuuure.

I'm all for promoting safe sex, but seriously, pull the other one, it's got bells on it.
Reply 4
I followed the instructions. But I couldn't figure out how I was supposed to get out of my clothes.

Then my gf left me for being a "tard"

0/10 guide tbh
Original post by Alextaylor6
Instructions weren't clear, got dick caught in oven


:laugh:
Original post by Foo.mp3
I touched a girl once :colone: True story


do you know what a girls guide to 21st century sex is? :innocent:
Original post by Alextaylor6
Instructions weren't clear, got dick caught in oven


:rofl:
Original post by Foo.mp3
A: Superfluous, if said girl is lucky enough to bunk-up with Master Foo :ninja:


it just has tips,somewhat educational I guess :innocent:

I'm sure she will be*
Original post by Alextaylor6
Instructions weren't clear, got dick caught in oven


Me too!
Reply 10
This doesn't tell you how to have sex..
I thought sex tips were not allowed on TSR :curious:
Original post by Foo.mp3
Haha, does it indeed.. can't think of anyone who'd need tips; expect the one for me to be all woman and trust to daddy to do the 'driving' :wink:

Damn straight :colonhash:


everyone needs tips every now and then..just to spicen things up I suppose*
Yes! But what if daddy's rusty? :gasp:
Can't fault a man who likes to be in control :sexface:*
Hmmmmm
Reply 14
Lol
Great tips, would be looking out for these in the near future... :biggrin:

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Original post by Foo.mp3
Pointers/encouragement, perhaps :curious:

Poopa-J is like a well oiled, precision engineered, Germanic machine - always dependable, and ever ready to give you a silky smooth ride :sexface:

Depends how well he executes :colonhash:


as long as they are not over the top or tooooo kinky*

Ooooh like a Mercedes or BMW eh :wink: I always did like German car manufacturers better. Very dependable,in terms of performance :gasp:

Well,if he knows what he's doing.. He shouldn't have any problems! *
Condoms suck. That's all I'll say...
Original post by Foo.mp3
My reputation precedes me :smug:

Key criteria: 1) Know what you're doing; 2) Execute, with aplomb :u:


have yet to try and test said product :dontknow:

Well,yes!*
Original post by Dheorl
"Condoms ... won’t diminish the enjoyment you get from sex"

Suuuuuure.

I'm all for promoting safe sex, but seriously, pull the other one, it's got bells on it.


As someone who has been sexually active for 15 years and used condoms, can honestly say - nope they dont take enjoyment away.

Grow up and wrap it up.

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