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Afflicted by Asterisks ?*

my name is bear™

i suffer from Asterisks*

please join me to share your experiences about how Asterisks* have impacted your daily life...

you do not need to give your real name ?**

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It affects my text messgew *messages*:colondollar:
I am sorry to hear about your affliction.
Have you tried switching to obelisks? Macbeth was keen on obelisks; he made a heart-rending speech about being tempted to use one ("Is this a dagger I see before me?").
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Original post by Good bloke
Have you tried switching to obelisks? Macbeth was keen on obelisks; he made a heart-rending speech about being tempted to use one ("Is this a dagger I see before me?").


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Reply 5
Asterisk disorder?

Should be in MH forum

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Reply 6
Original post by Impressive
Asterisk disorder? Should be in MH forum


:cry:

i do not wish to use up valuable resources with my very minor disorder; it is not as if i had colon problems... **
Reply 7
Original post by the bear
:cry:

i do not wish to use up valuable resources with my very minor disorder; it is not as if i had colon problems... **


You'll be fine, it takes a little bit of time to pass..

Currently I have

- Lyrical disorder.
- Internet forum addiction disorder.

Ahe

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Man that must be touhg *tough
Asterisks are a meace *menace
Reply 9
Original post by Impressive
You'll be fine, it takes a little bit of time to pass..

Currently I have

- Lyrical disorder.
- Internet forum addiction disorder.


Ahe

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that is ermm Impressive**
Well, hey, it's your ass to risk... as long as you don't put anyone else in danger. Just be careful, or your colon might become a semi-colon.
Original post by Impressive
You'll be fine, it takes a little bit of time to pass..

Currently I have

- Lyrical disorder.
- Internet forum addiction disorder.

Ahe

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"Internet Forum Addiction Disorder"

:rofl::rofl: I think I have it too :frown:
Original post by the bear
it is not as if i had colon problems... **


Quite! It is unfortunate to have a question mark hanging over your life. A lot of women's lives are punctuated by period problems and both colon and period problems, in extreme cases, can lead to a termination - a full stop.

Some people get very upset about it and even experience butterflies in the tummy (technically known as a comma problem).
Reply 13
Original post by Good bloke
Quite! It is unfortunate to have a question mark hanging over your life. A lot of women's lives are punctuated by period problems and both colon and period problems, in extreme cases, can lead to a termination - a full stop.

Some people get very upset about it and even experience butterflies in the tummy (technically known as a comma problem).


:ahee:

bloke you are on fire :headfire:

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Original post by the bear

bloke you are on fire :headfire:


I'm in prime condition, certainly not heading for a stroke. '/
Original post by niv1234
"Internet Forum Addiction Disorder"

:rofl::rofl: I think I have it too :frown:


*console*

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Reply 16
Original post by Good bloke
I'm in prime condition, certainly not heading for a stroke. '/


Shriek ! *
Reply 17
You're making a right # of this thread.


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I don't get this thread?? :confused:
Reply 19
Original post by jeremy1988
Well, hey, it's your ass to risk... as long as you don't put anyone else in danger. Just be careful, or your colon might become a semi-colon.


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