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Original post by AngryJellyfish


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Original post by FireFreezer77
Haha!
I hate that damn pop up!
So annoying!
:mob: :mob: :mob:


I'm joining the mob to!

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Original post by Grimm Reaper
I'm joining the mob to!

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Haha!
You're the Grimm Reaper! Surely you can destroy it with your axe!?
Original post by iEthan
Where's the Impressive™ outlook on this? :hmmmm2:


I recommend this one.



Features:

- 1 post per second.
- Automated Internet notifications.
- Automated PM distractions.
- Ability to see through clothes.

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Original post by Impressive
I recommend this one.



Features:

- 1 post per second.
- Automated Internet notifications.
- Automated PM distractions.
- Ability to see through clothes.

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Now… that is a very tempting offer… the question is… how much? :hmmmm2:
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Original post by iEthan
Now… that is a very tempting offer… the question is… how much? :hmmm2:


It might be a little too expensive but.. It's going to be worth it.

Spoiler



Alternatively, you can subscribe to TSR services for £699 a month. As a premium member, you will get special discounts.

For this particular one, you'll get 2% off.

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Original post by Impressive
It might be a little too expensive but.. It's going to be worth it.

Spoiler


Alternatively, you can subscribe to TSR services for £699 a month. As a premium member, you will get special discounts.

For this particular one, you'll get 2% off.

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I was able to pay 11 green gems. :puppyeyes:
Original post by iEthan
I was able to pay 11 green gems. :puppyeyes:


11 isn't as popular as it used to be few weeks ago, most users managed to get there already.

But.. Because I am a fair businessman, i will need you to buy me a drink, preferably 1l of apple juice.. Mango is also acceptable.

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*mango juice transfer successful*

iEthan purchased Sniper "AJ's Executor".

Please familiarise yourself with latest technologies, all necessary information have been included in our booklet which can be purchased for special price; only £29.99.

If you have any feedbacks or suggestions we would like to hear from you; www.non-existentwebsite.com.

We hope you will enjoy your new weapon.



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Original post by Impressive
11 isn't as popular as it used to be few weeks ago, most users managed to get there already.

But.. Because I am a fair businessman, i will need you to buy me a drink, preferably 1l of apple juice.. Mango is also acceptable.

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:proud: *this drink is an unlimited refillable*

Original post by Impressive
*mango juice transfer successful*

iEthan purchased Sniper "AJ's Executor".

Please familiarise yourself with latest technologies, all necessary information have been included in our booklet which can be purchased for special price; only £29.99.

If you have any feedbacks or suggestions we would like to hear from you; www.non-existentwebsite.com.

We hope you will enjoy your new weapon.



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Thank you for your acceptance of my offer. I am glad to be able to complete the purchase and shall enquire should I need to buy the operation manual. Pleasure doing business with you. :five: Very Impressive service.
1st happy customer = 50% success.

Summary:

Income:
- 11 reps.
- Mango juice.

Expenditure:
- Sniper Rifle.

Externalities:
- Panic amongst women and men.

Further to my business, I will be required to hire naked models in order to promote my merchandise. All necessary amendments will need to be approved by CT member as certain content is age-restricted.

E-commerce website is currently in progress and shall be finished shortly.

Should you require any assistance please send PM to Impressive™ along with exposed body. This will allow us to proceed accordingly.


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Oi oi sexy xoxox

Day off work, let's do some posting woooooo

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