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Can a ferrari get you laid?

Or will it do the total opposite?

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What's the opposite of being laid ? :cookie:
Sure.

If you pawn it you can probably raise enough money to hire a prostitute so high-class you won't even need a penicillin shot.
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Original post by FrenchUnicorn
What's the opposite of being laid ? :cookie:


being stood :yep:

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Original post by Alexion
being stood :yep:

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Can 100% get you laid...

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The tires alone would get the girls wet
It depends on the person idk.
Original post by Blue_Mason
Or will it do the total opposite?


Probably if it drives over you...

That is some awesome technology :tongue:
There are thots out there that will lay you if you put an hollow coke can on the exhaust of your Corsa, can't imagine what a Ferrari would do
your threads get me laid :colonhash:
Why buy a ferrari just to get laid?

Certain man are just mad desperate or mad ugly. If man needs a ferrari.
Original post by Blue_Mason
Or will it do the total opposite?


it will get you laid depending on your location
you take a Ferrari to Mayfair it will do very little it's common and every day
but
you take a Ferrari to a council estate and you'll see more p***y than the cats protection league
Original post by fatima1998
your threads get me laid :colonhash:




:O

My threads should be getting you A*s
(edited 7 years ago)
Probably, but I prefer this one°



Or you can always try singing this;



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Original post by jamesthehustler
it will get you laid depending on your location
you take a Ferrari to Mayfair it will do very little it's common and every day
but
you take a Ferrari to a council estate and you'll see more p***y than the cats protection league



But it will be vandalised :O
Original post by FrenchUnicorn
What's the opposite of being laid ? :cookie:


abstinence?

Original post by Blue_Mason
Or will it do the total opposite?



Well, studies show that the average person feels sensations similar to orgasms when flexing on others, so, in a way, a Ferrari will get you laid


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Original post by Blue_Mason
But it will be vandalised :O


that is the only disadvantage
a decent success rate would obtainable in middle class areas
Yeah it would get u laid , pretty sure.

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