How long can you pee for? Time and post your results

So @Professor Oak and I recently finished our best 2 out of 3 competition for who can pee the longest. We were tied 1 a piece but I took the grande finalé.

Got me to thinking... who can pee the longest? The rules are simple, time you pee with a stopwatch, from start to finish, no stopping. If you cheat you only cheat yourself.

I'll post my time once I refile my tank :smile:

Reply 1

Al-Ayubi

Do you require video evidence?

Reply 2

username2324315

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I'll tell you my time tomorrow morning, the first pee of the day is always the longest :tongue:

Reply 3

Steve82

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Original post by Al-Ayubi

Do you require video evidence?

Hell no

Reply 4

Professor Oak

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I'm devastated to lose the third round, but props to kalclash who completely deserved this victory.

I started with a powerful stream, too powerful perhaps. But the candle that burns brightest burns twice as fast. Alas, the stream dropped too quickly, down to a few drops while kalclash was still hosing away.

Next time will be different.

(edited 7 years ago)

Reply 5

Steve82

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Original post by george_c00per

I'll tell you my time tomorrow morning, the first pee of the day is always the longest :tongue:

Tactics - I like it!!

Nice to know what you guys really get up to in the office.

Reply 8

Platopus

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Where did the idea for this thread even come from?

Reply 9

Steve82

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Original post by Platopus

Where did the idea for this thread even come from?

Well @Professor Oak challenged me to a pee face off a couple of week's ago, and upon my recent victory over him @Captain Jack suggested we turn it into a thread. The rest is history :smile:

(edited 7 years ago)

Reply 10

rubybrown1234

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Nobody seems to be playing along, so as I took out the time of my very important job to complete this task, here is my entry;

14s

Reply 11

Puddles the Monkey

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So... what have the winning times been?

Reply 12

username1292215

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Original post by kalclash

So @Professor Oak and I recently finished our best 2 out of 3 competition for who can pee the longest. We were tied 1 a piece but I took the grande finalé.

Got me to thinking... who can pee the longest? The rules are simple, time you pee with a stopwatch, from start to finish, no stopping. If you cheat you only cheat yourself.

I'll post my time once I refile my tank :smile:

o_0

I wanna work for TSR, seems like great fun

Reply 13

Platopus

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Original post by kalclash

Well @Professor Oak challenged me to a pee face off a couple of week's ago, and upon my recent victory over him @Captain Jack suggested we turn it into a thread. The rest is history :smile:

Haha I am strangely curious to see if I can break your record but I feel it would be unladylike...

Reply 14

Steve82

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Original post by Puddles the Monkey

So... what have the winning times been?

Thus far only @rubybrown1234 has stepped up with 14 seconds. I just downed almost 1 litre of water though so I should be able to clock in a time before the end of the day...

Reply 15

Professor Oak

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Original post by Platopus

Haha I am strangely curious to see if I can break your record but I feel it would be unladylike...

Peeing for a long time isn't unladylike! It shows you have a strong, healthy bladder.

My bladder is more powerful than Kalclash's, but his can last longer. That's what we've established so far.

3 mins 42 seconds

Original post by Platopus

Haha I am strangely curious to see if I can break your record but I feel it would be unladylike...

My only downfall to being ladylike is my competitiveness... I wish I had your restraint :laugh:

Reply 18

Platopus

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Original post by Professor Oak

Peeing for a long time isn't unladylike! It shows you have a strong, healthy bladder.

My bladder is more powerful than Kalclash's, but his can last longer. That's what we've established so far.