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How long can you pee for? Time and post your results

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Original post by Scott.
3 mins 42 seconds


This can't be true :eek3:
Original post by Platopus
Haha you going to give it a go then? I will if you do


I was first up, had to get the ball rolling, haha! Although I must admit I am not impressed with my result :laugh:
Reply 22
Original post by Professor Oak
Peeing for a long time isn't unladylike! It shows you have a strong, healthy bladder.

My bladder is more powerful than Kalclash's, but his can last longer. That's what we've established so far.


I strongly disagree. How can we find a way to accurately measure bladder power?

I'm starting to need a wee again so will get the stopwatch ready...
Original post by rubybrown1234
I was first up, had to get the ball rolling, haha! Although I must admit I am not impressed with my result :laugh:

Haha at least you tried!
Original post by Scott.
3 mins 42 seconds

What on earth did you do, drink 5 litres of coffee first?
I'm curious as to whether men or women are able to pee for longer.
Original post by kalclash
I strongly disagree. How can we find a way to accurately measure bladder power?

I'm starting to need a wee again so will get the stopwatch ready...


I can hit a target with my pee from 2 meters away. I can do super accurate single shots, or burst fire--like an assault rifle.

It's like comparing a pressure washer to your average garden hose.
Reply 27
Original post by Platopus
I'm curious as to whether men or women are able to pee for longer.


I was thinking the same. We may be on the verge of a scientific breakthrough.
Original post by kalclash
I was thinking the same. We may be on the verge of a scientific breakthrough.


:biggrin:
(edited 7 years ago)
Why am I actually thinking of doing this...
why would anyone wanna do that?:s-smilie:
Reply 31
Get involved - you know it makes sense. I've got one brewing right now...
Original post by kalclash
Get involved - you know it makes sense. I've got one brewing right now...


Give me a few hours. I'm stocking up on water as we speak.
Reply 33
Ok I just managed 28 seconds (92 milliseconds). Not a good effort for my usual standard but I feel I peaked when I faced off with @Professor Oak earlier.

I will be back tomorrow for a more impressive time. I reckon following my cycle into the office tomorrow I'll be in a good position to post a competitive time...
Lol
(edited 7 years ago)
Reply 35
Original post by Platopus
I can't believe I actually tried this. To be honest, I disgust even myself! But... I did 1 minute and 1.5 seconds.


WOW! That's an awesome time! I need to try and beat this!!
I am genuinely concerned. :lolwut:
Original post by kalclash
WOW! That's an awesome time! I need to try and beat this!!


:argh:
(edited 7 years ago)
Reply 38
Original post by kalclash
So @Professor Oak and I recently finished our best 2 out of 3 competition for who can pee the longest. We were tied 1 a piece but I took the grande finalé.

Got me to thinking... who can pee the longest? The rules are simple, time you pee with a stopwatch, from start to finish, no stopping. If you cheat you only cheat yourself.

I'll post my time once I refile my tank :smile:


As a member of TSR staff, you should know that you must wait till midnight to make threads like that. :colonhash:
10 hours later and I'm still here ;(

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