Ok I just managed 28 seconds (92 milliseconds). Not a good effort for my usual standard but I feel I peaked when I faced off with @Professor Oak earlier.
I will be back tomorrow for a more impressive time. I reckon following my cycle into the office tomorrow I'll be in a good position to post a competitive time...
So @Professor Oak and I recently finished our best 2 out of 3 competition for who can pee the longest. We were tied 1 a piece but I took the grande finalé.
Got me to thinking... who can pee the longest? The rules are simple, time you pee with a stopwatch, from start to finish, no stopping. If you cheat you only cheat yourself.
I'll post my time once I refile my tank
As a member of TSR staff, you should know that you must wait till midnight to make threads like that.