Minefield.
Modern society has turned simple things into ****ing minefields.
If you don't pay, you're ungracious and selfish. If you do pay, you're a chauvinistic pig. (If its a first date, you'll have no idea which view your date holds, so it's inevitable you'll step on the AP mine and get blown to smithereens.)
Basically, it's a ****ing minefield and you know the best thing to do with minefields? Mark & avoid.
Better to just eat popcorn, netflix and chill.
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