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Cheating is rife

We men have to adapt to this. I have a solution: insurance policy. From the day you get in a relationship, you should try to cheat on your partner ASAP to 'buy an insurance policy' if you like. From then on, you have to renew your policy every now and then by cheating again and again. This will make you immune to any sort of betrayal feeling when your partner does cheat on you. If you can, you can go further with this and get married to her and then leave to make her a single mother. This will fulfill your natural desire/instinct to pass your genes on. You can then live life to the full without the hassle of nappies and whatnot. Alternatively, if you want to stay with your kids and wife, keep cheating :smile:

Fun fact: 1/4 (25%) of families with children are headed by single parents.
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We men have to adapt to this. I have a solution: insurance policy. From the day you get in a relationship, you should try to cheat on your partner ASAP to 'buy an insurance policy' if you like. From then on, you have to renew your policy every now and then by cheating again and again. This will make you immune to any sort of betrayal feeling when your partner does cheat on you. If you can, you can go further with this and get married to her and then leave to make her a single mother. This will fulfill your natural desire/instinct to pass your genes on. You can then live life to the full without the hassle of nappies and whatnot. Alternatively, if you want to stay with your kids and wife, keep cheating :smile:

Fun fact: 1/4 (25%) of families with children are headed by single parents.


....... fk off m8
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someone wasnt loved as a child

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