Oh my God we're s-s-s-so boring (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

Drug use down, young people having less sex than any generation since the 1920s, 20 somethings worshipping a presbyterian, puritanical, teetotal, niggardly, dour, 67yr old water-biscuit of a man. People obsessed with being responsible, with not saying anything to offend anyone, with using the right pro-nouns and buzzwords, with boring, feeble little causes against adverts on the Tube or people's shirt designs. Oh God its all so incredibly tedious and boring. And when you say that being obsessively "responsible" all the time is extraordinarily boring, you'll almost certainly get some excessively boring and "sensible" reply about how much better it is to be responsible. These days kids probably look at Keith Moon driving his Rolls into a swimming pool and thing "oh but imagine all the mouths the money spent on that Rolls Royce could have fed" or "I hope no microbes living in the pool died from all the petrol in it!". Oh God it's all so boring. No rock stars die from crashing planes into their tour bus, no audiences all spit at the band they're seeing, only to be pissed on by the Captain Sensible wearing a tutu, no films are made where the entire cast and crew are on coke. Boring boring boring.

Young people ought to experience a bit of drug use, a bit of shagging, and a bit living without giving a damn about being "responsible". Because it's the only chance you'll ever get to do it, and it will stop you from becoming some horrible self-satisfied boring humble-paradox c...

Drug use down, young people having less sex than any generation since the 1920s, 20 somethings worshipping a presbyterian, puritanical, teetotal, niggardly, dour, 67yr old water-biscuit of a man. People obsessed with being responsible, with not saying anything to offend anyone, with using the right pro-nouns and buzzwords, with boring, feeble little causes against adverts on the Tube or people's shirt designs. Oh God its all so incredibly tedious and boring. And when you say that being obsessively "responsible" all the time is extraordinarily boring, you'll almost certainly get some excessively boring and "sensible" reply about how much better it is to be responsible. These days kids probably look at Keith Moon driving his Rolls into a swimming pool and thing "oh but imagine all the mouths the money spent on that Rolls Royce could have fed" or "I hope no microbes living in the pool died from all the petrol in it!". Oh God it's all so boring. No rock stars die from crashing planes into their tour bus, no audiences all spit at the band they're seeing, only to be pissed on by the Captain Sensible wearing a tutu, no films are made where the entire cast and crew are on coke. Boring boring boring.

Young people ought to experience a bit of drug use, a bit of shagging, and a bit living without giving a damn about being "responsible". Because it's the only chance you'll ever get to do it, and it will stop you from becoming some horrible self-satisfied boring humble-paradox c...

Drug use down, young people having less sex than any generation since the 1920s, 20 somethings worshipping a presbyterian, puritanical, teetotal, niggardly, dour, 67yr old water-biscuit of a man. People obsessed with being responsible, with not saying anything to offend anyone, with using the right pro-nouns and buzzwords, with boring, feeble little causes against adverts on the Tube or people's shirt designs. Oh God its all so incredibly tedious and boring. And when you say that being obsessively "responsible" all the time is extraordinarily boring, you'll almost certainly get some excessively boring and "sensible" reply about how much better it is to be responsible. These days kids probably look at Keith Moon driving his Rolls into a swimming pool and thing "oh but imagine all the mouths the money spent on that Rolls Royce could have fed" or "I hope no microbes living in the pool died from all the petrol in it!". Oh God it's all so boring. No rock stars die from crashing planes into their tour bus, no audiences all spit at the band they're seeing, only to be pissed on by the Captain Sensible wearing a tutu, no films are made where the entire cast and crew are on coke. Boring boring boring.

Young people ought to experience a bit of drug use, a bit of shagging, and a bit living without giving a damn about being "responsible". Because it's the only chance you'll ever get to do it, and it will stop you from becoming some horrible self-satisfied boring humble-paradox c...

yeh cos STDs and a load of stoned kids is 'exciting'

How dare people make their own lifestyle choices and not listen to people telling them to be reckless; who do they think they are?

Nothing fun about unwanted pregnancies and sexual diseases

Not just that but I personally think a lot of drug use and whoring around seems to be boring? Like every night out starts, apexes and ends in a similar way. My friends get with randoms in clubs and actually say they didn't enjoy themselves but did it because that's what you do. I know this doesn't apply to everyone but it is a definite trend. I actually agree that we have become more tame than previous generations, I guess there is more anxiety and focus on staying safe (some of which I actually think is unwarranted) as opposed to having fun. Maybe it's harder to get away with things but I don't think drugs and sex are satisfying solutions. Pretty predictable, no? My brothers did some crazy and random **** for fun, when they were young, that my friends would never think of.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn

Drug use down, young people having less sex than any generation since the 1920s, 20 somethings worshipping a presbyterian, puritanical, teetotal, niggardly, dour, 67yr old water-biscuit of a man. People obsessed with being responsible, with not saying anything to offend anyone, with using the right pro-nouns and buzzwords, with boring, feeble little causes against adverts on the Tube or people's shirt designs. Oh God its all so incredibly tedious and boring. And when you say that being obsessively "responsible" all the time is extraordinarily boring, you'll almost certainly get some excessively boring and "sensible" reply about how much better it is to be responsible. These days kids probably look at Keith Moon driving his Rolls into a swimming pool and thing "oh but imagine all the mouths the money spent on that Rolls Royce could have fed" or "I hope no microbes living in the pool died from all the petrol in it!". Oh God it's all so boring. No rock stars die from crashing planes into their tour bus, no audiences all spit at the band they're seeing, only to be pissed on by the Captain Sensible wearing a tutu, no films are made where the entire cast and crew are on coke. Boring boring boring.

Young people ought to experience a bit of drug use, a bit of shagging, and a bit living without giving a damn about being "responsible". Because it's the only chance you'll ever get to do it, and it will stop you from becoming some horrible self-satisfied boring humble-paradox c...

Drug use down, young people having less sex than any generation since the 1920s, 20 somethings worshipping a presbyterian, puritanical, teetotal, niggardly, dour, 67yr old water-biscuit of a man. People obsessed with being responsible, with not saying anything to offend anyone, with using the right pro-nouns and buzzwords, with boring, feeble little causes against adverts on the Tube or people's shirt designs. Oh God its all so incredibly tedious and boring. And when you say that being obsessively "responsible" all the time is extraordinarily boring, you'll almost certainly get some excessively boring and "sensible" reply about how much better it is to be responsible. These days kids probably look at Keith Moon driving his Rolls into a swimming pool and thing "oh but imagine all the mouths the money spent on that Rolls Royce could have fed" or "I hope no microbes living in the pool died from all the petrol in it!". Oh God it's all so boring. No rock stars die from crashing planes into their tour bus, no audiences all spit at the band they're seeing, only to be pissed on by the Captain Sensible wearing a tutu, no films are made where the entire cast and crew are on coke. Boring boring boring.

Young people ought to experience a bit of drug use, a bit of shagging, and a bit living without giving a damn about being "responsible". Because it's the only chance you'll ever get to do it, and it will stop you from becoming some horrible self-satisfied boring humble-paradox c...

What we lack in drug use and rampant orgies, we make up for in dank memes.