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Have you been caught masturbating?

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Waaa boii you nasty a hell! :eek:
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Original post by Plantagenet Crown
She knew.


I hate people who say that, makes me so paranoid.
Original post by 34908seikj
I hate people who say that, makes me so paranoid.


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Reply 5
This thread gave me a huge boner and I know that makes me a bad person. :frown:
Original post by bros r us
i have never been caught but it's been a very close call on many occasions. Still though, i once ejaculated onto a mirror i have in my room and couldn't be bothered to clean it. Fast forward a few days and my mum came into my room while i was studying and was like "smh, what's that on your mirror" and rubbed it with her finger, then licked her finger for better cleaning power and tried again. I don't think she knew what it was and i felt so dirty afterwards.

Anything like that happened to you guys ?
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwww nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Original post by PrincessBO$$
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Reply 8
It's freaking easy to hide as a girl :biggrin: I almost did at one time tho. Was using a toy under the covers and my grandma came into the room as she was staying with us for a bit and there were fireworks going off outside. My room led to a balcony on the right side. So she comes in and asks me to open the balcony door cause it was open at the top and she didn't know how to deal with it and she wants to see the fireworks. And I have 2 choices, I either drop the toy under the covers and get up but that will leave marks and there's a possibility that she'll sit down on the bed and feel something. Or I can push it in and quickly pull up my underwear so it doesn't fall out. So I awkwardly pushed it in and stood up.
Well....
Reply 10
Original post by Devify
It's freaking easy to hide as a girl :biggrin: I almost did at one time tho. Was using a toy under the covers and my grandma came into the room as she was staying with us for a bit and there were fireworks going off outside. My room led to a balcony on the right side. So she comes in and asks me to open the balcony door cause it was open at the top and she didn't know how to deal with it and she wants to see the fireworks. And I have 2 choices, I either drop the toy under the covers and get up but that will leave marks and there's a possibility that she'll sit down on the bed and feel something. Or I can push it in and quickly pull up my underwear so it doesn't fall out. So I awkwardly pushed it in and stood up.

That's so grim girl
Reply 11
Original post by Devify
It's freaking easy to hide as a girl :biggrin: I almost did at one time tho. Was using a toy under the covers and my grandma came into the room as she was staying with us for a bit and there were fireworks going off outside. My room led to a balcony on the right side. So she comes in and asks me to open the balcony door cause it was open at the top and she didn't know how to deal with it and she wants to see the fireworks. And I have 2 choices, I either drop the toy under the covers and get up but that will leave marks and there's a possibility that she'll sit down on the bed and feel something. Or I can push it in and quickly pull up my underwear so it doesn't fall out. So I awkwardly pushed it in and stood up.


Marry me.
Reply 12
Original post by Bros R Us
That's so grim girl

It was awkward but she only stayed for a few min and didn't seem to notice anything out of ordinary. Safe to say tho, didn't feel like continuing when she left
Reply 13
Original post by helped
Marry me.

I'll pass :biggrin:
Reply 14
Mums licking son's dry semen off a mirror

I'd just like to say...

What?
Original post by Bros R Us
I have never been caught but it's been a very close call on many occasions. Still though, I once ejaculated onto a mirror I have in my room and couldn't be bothered to clean it. Fast forward a few days and my mum came into my room while I was studying and was like "smh, what's that on your mirror" and rubbed it with her finger, then licked her finger for better cleaning power and tried again. I don't think she knew what it was and I felt so dirty afterwards.

Anything like that happened to you guys ?


Hell no and always lock your door .
Original post by Devify
It's freaking easy to hide as a girl :biggrin: I almost did at one time tho. Was using a toy under the covers and my grandma came into the room as she was staying with us for a bit and there were fireworks going off outside. My room led to a balcony on the right side. So she comes in and asks me to open the balcony door cause it was open at the top and she didn't know how to deal with it and she wants to see the fireworks. And I have 2 choices, I either drop the toy under the covers and get up but that will leave marks and there's a possibility that she'll sit down on the bed and feel something. Or I can push it in and quickly pull up my underwear so it doesn't fall out. So I awkwardly pushed it in and stood up.


welll ok
Got caught watching porn once by my dad. Said I clicked a dodgy link by mistake. He believed me aswell, thank f*ck. Never been caught having a w*nk though.

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Reply 18
Original post by Roperjacob
Hell no and always lock your door .


I have no lock, so I have to time it right. Having said that, I have never been caught and I now have awesome hearing

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Ive been caught a few times. Once by my mum and once by my dad. My mum walked in mid ejaculation which was really embarrassing as there was nothing I could do to hide it. My dad walked in whilst I was watching porn and just laughed. I've been caught by my brother loads as we share a room. We just ignore each other now when we see it

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