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Sometimes when nobody is looking

I like to run around my living room naked flapping my arms pretending am a bird.
Sometimes when noone is looking, I go to my garden sit on the ground and pretend to be a potato
Original post by mentalbarry
I like to run around my living room naked flapping my arms pretending am a bird.

Username to post correlation speaks for itself.
Original post by Platopus
Username to post correlation speaks for itself.


Plz... it's 'username checks out' ****ing amateur.
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umar39
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Sometimes when no one is looking I like to lather myself in mayonnaise and pretend to be a patch of snow
Original post by 34908seikj
Plz... it's 'username checks out' ****ing amateur.

Sorry?
Sometimes when no one is looking, I cry because I'm lonely. :redface:
Sometimes when no one is looking, I like to dig a hole in the garden and pretend I'm a carrot
then I go into the kitchen, cover myself in oil and pretend I'm a slug.
(edited 7 years ago)
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Whomp
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Sometimes when I'm home alone I glue tons of cotton wool onto and pretend to be a sheep. Then when my Welsh friends turn up I insist it was a cloud. I daren't think what they'd do if they found out the truth. :dong:
i'll sleep better knowing that
Sometimes when I'm home alone I wear my morphsuit and lay down for ages.
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idk01
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I'll stare at myself in the mirror asking how it is possible for one person to be so beautiful.
Sometimes, I'll dress up in a tracksuit and pretend I'm a chav. :u:
I talk to myself.
Oh dear the first one of the week!!!!!
Original post by Lyndsey.95
I talk to myself.


I always talk to myself
I sometimes talk to myself, other times I do awkward MMD dances.

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