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If i went out and smacked the nearest girls ass

Would she marry me?

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Yh go and try it out m8
Reply 2
Well, I've never done it.
So I've succeeded 0 times out of 0 times.
Note that x/x = 1 = 100/100 = 100%
Let x = 0
Then 0/0 = 1.
So I have 100% success rate.
I'm definitely not above average in the looks department, so unless you're hideous or something, you've got a great chance! Good luck.
Original post by 1 8 13 20 42
Well, I've never done it.
So I've succeeded 0 times out of 0 times.
Note that x/x = 1 = 100/100 = 100%
Let x = 0
Then 0/0 = 1.
So I have 100% success rate.
I'm definitely not above average in the looks department, so unless you're hideous or something, you've got a great chance! Good luck.


Hold in m8 you u can't divide by 0
Reply 4
Original post by Maths (2^2) Life
Hold in m8 you u can't divide by 0


just ****in did, I do what I want
Reply 5
You might get charged for sexual assault, which is about as life changing as a marriage.
Reply 6
If its big, it will probably squash you
Original post by 1 8 13 20 42
just ****in did, I do what I want


U can't change the game bro! You can't!
Maths f*cks you, you can't f*ck it
Reply 8
Original post by Maths (2^2) Life
U can't change the game bro! You can't!
Maths f*cks you, you can't f*ck it


Then why do people always say "f*ck maths"
Checkmate
Reply 9
Lmao
Original post by 1 8 13 20 42
Then why do people always say "f*ck maths"
Checkmate


Touche
Maths is just a concept bro like space and time
Reply 11
Worked for me
She'd tell you to leave her poor donkey alone
and then report you to PETA for animal abuse.
(edited 7 years ago)
Original post by UWS
You might get charged for sexual assault, which is about as life changing as a marriage.


PRSOM
Original post by Kwame502
She'd tell you to leave her poor donkey alone
and then report you to PETA for animal abuse.

Took my joke :colonhash:
Original post by Reue
Worked for me

It did? :erm:
She would instantly try and find the closest access to tumblr.
damnnn it actually works. wooooww!!
Reply 17
Original post by Serine Soul
It did? :erm:


Indeed
No but she would beat your eggs :colone:
You'd get a slap right back :biggrin:

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