The Official Cambridge Offer Holders Thread 2016 Entry MK II

@Mathemagicien @Insight314
If you don't like alcohol very strong or bitter, asti is a nice wine to start off with as it is quite sweet and relatively low in alcohol. It took me a while to get acclimatised to the taste and sensation of alcohol once I turned 18, but since I've had a few drunken nights it now takes the equivalent of a whole bottle of prosecco and a few vodka and lemonades before I get drunk

Lol.
Nice use of gcse maths.
If i start on you, you will die lol. Seriously, i can rip you bits lad haha.


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Well, my experience wasn't this bad. I didn't like the taste of Guinness, was able to drink half a pint but then just went and got some Coke since the taste just wasn't nice. I could've drank it but didn't see the point of it, I didn't even want to get drunk. As for the vodka, I drank Smirnoff at a party once and it was about 37%. There wasn't any taste except your throat starts burning after you take a sip, but I didn't drink that much since I didn't wanna get drunk for my parents to see (they allow me but would be awkward to see a Cambridge wannabe drunk lol).

All of those.
Health.
I don't need it to have fun.
Plus I am religious.
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Not amazingly tall. 6ft4Posted from TSR Mobile

Are you talking about St Paul's School (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Paul%27s_School,_London)? You think I am a posh boy or something, don't have the monies for dem posh schools.



I will most definitely do maths competition, I need to work on my number theory and Euclidean geometry, just like you supposed. Also, I wanna finish all of part IA together with the example sheets. I will be done with V&M and Groups by start of September, so that's good. I will definitely be doing a lot of maths if the unfortunate were to happen, but what about a school? Should I even go to one since I will be self-studying all that ****? Will I be treated like a gap year student?



You will be fine, you most definitely met your Imperial offer. Also, I really believe Homerton will take you in nonetheless since you would have exceeded their standard offer in the first place. And your STEP results will be like a few marks off an S grade, if not an S grade in the first place!

Definitely gonna try that one! I have never tried wine before, so might as well start with Asti wine.

Wait, so does the taste get better?

Maybe I tasted some particularly vile stuff... it wasn't the burning, it was the taste of it that put me off. I'll have to do some more experimenting.

What would a Cambridge wannabe be like when s/he(/it) is drunk?

What would a Cambridge wannabe be like when s/he(/it) is drunk?

The craziest thing I can think of me realistically doing is looking at another person's shoe, rather than my own.

Btw, am I the only one who measures height in metres? I had hoped fellow mathmos would also share my distrust of Imperial measurements... but no (silly sheeple!)

@Mathemagicien @Insight314
If you don't like alcohol very strong or bitter, asti is a nice wine to start off with as it is quite sweet and relatively low in alcohol. It took me a while to get acclimatised to the taste and sensation of alcohol once I turned 18, but since I've had a few drunken nights it now takes the equivalent of a whole bottle of prosecco and a few vodka and lemonades before I get drunk

Oh **** fam. I wanna say "Bring it on" but I am scared now.

I haven't measured my height but I think I am like 5'10, I will let @Mathemagicien decide whether that is right.

Lol no. I havent met my imperial offer. Might have got A*B to AB. Offer is AA, yes i ****ed up firther add cause i got U's in S4 D1 and D2 haha. Lol

But no you definatey won't be treated like a gapper no way.Do some other a levels or something like computing, Further Add, economics which can take 2 years or 1 if you want.

I am stealing that phrase.

I'm very bad at estimating heights, since I usually only see the tops of peoples' heads. But 5'10 sounds a little on the tall side, no offense...

It was already stolen from a Cambridge mathmo, no less, IIRC


A proper European you are!

5ft4 maaaybe...?

5ft4 maaaybe...?

Fam. I swear I am not a manlet, maybe I've grown since I saw you but I feel like 5'10 is fair.

5'4''??????

Wtf, my gf is 5'5 and I have at least 5 inches on her.

You are making me insecure about myself now.

I was about to suggest that maybe I'm the shortest person on the thread...guess not

It's okay @Insight314 you'll hit your growth spurt soon

I was about to suggest that maybe I'm the shortest person on the thread...guess not

It's okay @Insight314 you'll hit your growth spurt soon

Sorry... but don't you have a tape measure so you can find out yourself? My memory is very bad, don't rely on it...

Okay Insight, I'll grant that that was probably an underestimate (no offense Serine Soul, just probably means I had bad judgement). 5ft9 is my revised estimate.

I was about to suggest that maybe I'm the shortest person on the thread...guess not

Okay Insight, I'll grant that that was probably an underestimate (no offense Serine Soul, just probably means I had bad judgement). 5ft9 is my revised estimate.

I think the Christ's AT has said somewhere that the chances of a re-applicant getting an offer in the next cycle after missing their offer is quite slim.