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There's someone shining a torch on my house right now!

It's really freaking me out, how should I defend myself? I have two options, run outside and beat them with my guitar, or drop my television on their head... how should I play this TSR?????????????

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Original post by John55
It's really freaking me out, how should I defend myself? I have two options, run outside and beat them with my guitar, or drop my television on their head... how should I play this TSR?????????????


Run n beat with guitar ! Haha

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Reply 2
Original post by tasha_tah
Run n beat with guitar ! Haha

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Do you generally laugh at life or death situations? I'm not braveheart! ...but still, thanks for the vote, it will come in handy for making my decision :smile:.
Reply 3
Beat them with the guitar
And use a cool one-liner like "get ready to face the music"
Original post by John55
Do you generally laugh at life or death situations? I'm not braveheart! ...but still, thanks for the vote, it will come in handy for making my decision :smile:.


Well why not?
Lol dw about it make ur decision quick !

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Reply 5
Original post by Kwame502
Beat them with the guitar
And use a cool one-liner like "get ready to face the music"


Thank you for your vote! That's also an awesome one liner, I like to be original though so I'm gonna need to come up with my own... what do you think of, ahem...

'I'm gonna string (because guitar strings) you up like a turkey'?... :smile:...:s-smilie: not as good is it...
Reply 6
Original post by tasha_tah
Well why not?
Lol dw about it make ur decision quick !

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Alright, I'm going now, I must be brave :frown:
Original post by John55
Alright, I'm going now, I must be brave :frown:


Let us know what happens !!

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Shine a torch back at them while wearing a balaclava.
Reply 9
Original post by tasha_tah
Let us know what happens !!

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Original post by Kwame502
Beat them with the guitar
And use a cool one-liner like "get ready to face the music"


I did it, knocked em out cold...turns out it was my mother...locked herself out again I guess... she isn't moving... erm...
Original post by John55
I did it, knocked em out cold...turns out it was my mother...locked herself out again I guess... she isn't moving... erm...


Uh oh...

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Reply 11


Indeed... y'know she wouldn't want me to spend the rest of my life in prison... I need to hide the body... any ideas?
Original post by John55
Indeed... y'know she wouldn't want me to spend the rest of my life in prison... I need to hide the body... any ideas?


Heyy it's ur mummy

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Reply 13
Original post by tasha_tah
Heyy it's ur mummy

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Is that a theme park ride?
Original post by John55
Is that a theme park ride?


Just shove the body under ya bed

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Reply 15
Original post by tasha_tah
Just shove the body under ya bed

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Hey, that's no way to treat one's own mother! I'm gonna put her at the dinner table... and cook her an omelette... yeah momma loves omelette... gonna wake her up, gonna wake her up and everythin gonna be just fine!
Original post by John55
Hey, that's no way to treat one's own mother! I'm gonna put her at the dinner table... and cook her an omelette... yeah momma loves omelette... gonna wake her up, gonna wake her up and everythin gonna be just fine!


Lol jk
Yeah good luck with that

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Original post by tasha_tah
Lol jk
Yeah good luck with that

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Ha...haha thanks for your help, have a good evening!
Original post by John55
Ha...haha thanks for your help, have a good evening!


U too
It's 3.23 int morning here

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Reply 19
Original post by tasha_tah
U too
It's 3.23 int morning here

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Oh yeah, me too, it's just I call everything evening! ...even when it clearly isn't :frown:

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