What's the best comeback you can come up with?
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Original post by WoodyMKC
Not even Eddie Hall could deadlift your mum's fat arse. She's legally required to make a beeping noise when moving backwards.
Bmt your mum deadlifts my d**k
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Original post by AperfectBalance
I don't even want to insult you its too easy. just look at your self real hard for a second. you see that? Its a failure. congratulations, every second you exist is another second of you being a failure I guess you cant help it, Were you born broken? I don't care and cant be bothered to stay around long enough to find out. I don't even want to help you.
No point in gluing a broken glass back together for it to still leak.
No point in gluing a broken glass back together for it to still leak.
your hairline is yet to return to you after you repent for making bad jokes like that
Original post by mercuryman
your hairline is yet to return to you after you repent for making bad jokes like that
The only joke is you
Original post by mercuryman
Bmt your mum deadlifts my d**k
Rofl!
Your mum looks like Heskey with lipstick and a dress
(I have dead bants allow me)
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Original post by AperfectBalance
The only joke is you
Ah why you gotta ruin it like that, that's a dead end for me now just like your life
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Original post by mercuryman
Bmt your mum deadlifts my d**k
Good on you for not being ashamed to discuss your impotency. Don't worry, it doesn't mean you're not a "real man", despite how many women have probably told you otherwise...
Original post by WoodyMKC
Good on you for not being ashamed to discuss your impotency. Don't worry, it doesn't mean you're not a "real man", despite how many women have probably told you otherwise...
Getting rear ended by 59 year old men in the gym showers for proteins powder doesn't make you a man either bro
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Original post by drandy76
Getting rear ended by 59 year old men in the gym showers for proteins powder doesn't make you a man either bro
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oi nah u went in hard jheeeeeeez
ffs I was saving that one up for later though
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Original post by mercuryman
oi nah u went in hard jheeeeeeez
ffs I was saving that one up for later though
ffs I was saving that one up for later though
The only thing you save for later is the pre *** of the dogs you suck off for 1 quid an hour and a packet of soggy quavers
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Original post by vela1
If you're looking for a comeback you'll have to wipe it off your Mother's face first.
bmt you're the kinda guy that wears a £300 LV belt and a gucci shirt on a motive with a girl that spent £2 on her outfit from primark
Original post by drandy76
Getting rear ended by 59 year old men in the gym showers for proteins powder doesn't make you a man either bro
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I realise that, I wasn't pursuaded by your dad's advances though so it doesn't apply to me.
Original post by drandy76
The only thing you save for later is the pre *** of the dogs you suck off for 1 quid an hour and a packet of soggy quavers
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mate your dad sells coconut crates in karachi
Original post by WoodyMKC
I realise that, I wasn't pursuaded by your dad's advances though so it doesn't apply to me.
Fatality
Original post by WoodyMKC
I realise that, I wasn't pursuaded by your dad's advances though so it doesn't apply to me.
No wonder he was so down the other day.... You turned him down so he had to bang your sister instead
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Original post by mercuryman
mate your dad sells coconut crates in karachi
Was convenient as we had to preserve your mums dignity with something after the train we ran in her
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Original post by AdeptDz
Your mum looks like Heskey with lipstick and a dress
(I have dead bants allow me)
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Marks awarded: 3/24
Examiner comments: It's ok at least you tried, It's the thought that counts
Original post by drandy76
No wonder he was so down the other day.... You turned him down so he had to bang your sister instead
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Jeez, first tried it on me, then my 8 year old sister... in his defence, I suppose your arse is probably a bit loose for his tiny cock by now.
Original post by drandy76
Was convenient as we had to preserve your mums dignity with something after the train we ran in her
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Mate, the undertaker fingered your mum behind tescos
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