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Just got chased by a pheasant, AMA

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Original post by Pinkberry_y
I feel like they can sense fear because I got really scared and it had looked me in the eyes then it started chasing me and the other pheasant followed


You should have taken it on and got yourself a free roast dinner. :smile:
Original post by asmuse123
All my life I was taught animals were more scared of me than I them, only to find out big, brown ducks are willing to chase me down for bread! Does the council not feed them?!


That is an absolute load of BS. If they want to animals can be savage, anything for food smh. Also I don't know why we should be obliged to feed ducks bread especially. Like hundreds of years ago where did these ducks find bread from?
Original post by Pinkberry_y
That is an absolute load of BS. If they want to animals can be savage, anything for food smh. Also I don't know why we should be obliged to feed ducks bread especially. Like hundreds of years ago where did these ducks find bread from?


I only fed them because my mother told me to, and I recently found out bread to ducks is like junk food. They suggest you give them rice, peas, healthy food.
Thought you wrote peasant.

I'm always getting chased by peasants.
Original post by asmuse123
I only fed them because my mother told me to, and I recently found out bread to ducks is like junk food. They suggest you give them rice, peas, healthy food.

I suggest we give them nothing, they can find their own food just like every other animal. Sorry but I really don't like birds after the biting incident and what happened today.
Original post by JamesN88
You should have taken it on and got yourself a free roast dinner. :smile:


You know I almost just almost sympathise with pheasant shooters now
Reply 26
Original post by Brahmin of Booty
What a cluck.


You mean cuck? Looks like a Swedish bird to me
Original post by M14B
You mean cuck? Looks like a Swedish bird to me


Absolutely subversive my friend :wink:
I misread this as "peasant" so y'know, that completely changed the tone of the thread.
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Reply 29
I'm guessing it wasn't a good looking female peasant...
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Was it a pheasant experience?
Original post by Elastichedgehog
I miss read this as "peasant" so y'know, that completely changed the tone of the thread.


I don't know which experience would be scarier; being chased by a peasant or a pheasant. I suppose a peasant I could reason with and try to calm down whereas the stupid pheasant animal is just a manic
Original post by OGGUS
Was it after your honey?

Innocent sentence yet i saw it in a haram way :facepalm:
That is a REEVE'S PHEASANT!!!!!

consider yourself lucky :frown:


they aren't indigenous and rather rare so to see one is amazing :love:
Original post by Pinkberry_y
I don't know which experience would be scarier; being chased by a peasant or a pheasant. I suppose a peasant I could reason with and try to calm down whereas the stupid pheasant animal is just a manic


Aren't pheasants usually supposed to run away from you anyway? :lol:
This thread actually made my day
Did you try to chase it back with a fork and a knife in your hands? :colone:
Original post by Salamandastron
That is a REEVE'S PHEASANT!!!!!

consider yourself lucky :frown:


they aren't indigenous and rather rare so to see one is amazing :love:


What's a Reeve's pheasant 😳😳
Original post by ForgetMe
Did you try to chase it back with a fork and a knife in your hands? :colone:


Should've chased it back with a bow and arrow that's what
Original post by OGGUS
Was it after your honey?


No I didn't have any honey with me. Wait do mean was it after my blood? 😳

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