FML WHY AM I SO stupid
My dad texted my on whatsapp "Would you please remove your status?" and I thought I blocked him and this is so embarrassing 
My status was;
"When he hits you and it doesn't feel like a kiss"
**** MY LIFE
My status was;
"When he hits you and it doesn't feel like a kiss"
**** MY LIFE
(edited 7 years ago)
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I think I am more dumb because I don't understand what you mean lol
Even if your dad didnt have whatsapp, thats still an embarassing status 
Original post by CheeseIsVeg
I think I am more dumb because I don't understand what you mean lol
"When he hits you"
translation: When your bf has sex with you
"it doesn't feel like a kiss"
He does it very hard
Oh wait maybe im wrong loool
(edited 7 years ago)
Original post by bluemadhatter
My dad texted my on whatsapp "Would you please remove your status?" and I thought I blocked him and this is so embarrassing
My status was;
"When he hits you and it doesn't feel like a kiss"
**** MY LIFE
My status was;
"When he hits you and it doesn't feel like a kiss"
**** MY LIFE
I'd be more embarrassed about having that as my status than my dad seeing it
Original post by L in University
"When he hits you"
translation: When your bf has sex with you
"it doesn't feel like a kiss"
He does it very hard
translation: When your bf has sex with you
"it doesn't feel like a kiss"
He does it very hard
(edited 7 years ago)
Original post by L in University
Even if your dad didnt have whatsapp, thats still an embarassing status
LMAO
Original post by L in University
"When he hits you"
translation: When your bf has sex with you
"it doesn't feel like a kiss"
He does it very hard
translation: When your bf has sex with you
"it doesn't feel like a kiss"
He does it very hard
idk if thats what if means*requires confirmation* @bluemadhatter is this true?
Original post by stefano865
Was the sex good?
Original post by L in University
"When he hits you"
translation: When your bf has sex with you
"it doesn't feel like a kiss"
He does it very hard
translation: When your bf has sex with you
"it doesn't feel like a kiss"
He does it very hard
If the bf is reading this, I'm sure he has on a very wide grin right now
Original post by L in University
"When he hits you"
translation: When your bf has sex with you
"it doesn't feel like a kiss"
He does it very hard
Oh wait maybe im wrong loool
translation: When your bf has sex with you
"it doesn't feel like a kiss"
He does it very hard
Oh wait maybe im wrong loool
Omg you naughty thing you got it
Original post by bluemadhatter
My dad texted my on whatsapp "Would you please remove your status?" My status was;
"When he hits you and it doesn't feel like a kiss"
"When he hits you and it doesn't feel like a kiss"
I'm sure you bf DOES NOT want you changing that status
Original post by PrincessBO$$
Omg you naughty thing you got it
Lol I'm not naughty!
I just have common sense
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Original post by L in University
Lol I'm not naughty!
I just have common sense
I just have common sense
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Yh u need to have a working mind to get what that means
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Original post by PrincessBO$$
Yh u need to have a working mind to get what that means
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All boys do! I mean a levels are incredibly stressful, you have to do it to relieve some stress not trying to be gross
100% can relate
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Original post by CheeseIsVeg
it was from this meme that I found funny
cause I don't stick to default or normality
Original post by Kendrik Lamar
I'm sure you bf DOES NOT want you changing that status
what
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