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Straight women: Sleep with a woman for some cash?

Dear heterosexual women,

If you were having very tough financial times. Would you have sex with a woman for £1000 in order to cover rent and basic essentials (seeing as your minimum wage job isn't the most ludicrous).


Yours Faithfully,

Curious.

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Depends :colonhash:


i edited my message :colone:

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Wouldn't it have been easier to address both males and females and ask if they'd have gay sex for money, rather than making two separate threads? Just sayin'...
If I was that desperate I probably would.
Original post by PrincessBO$$
Depends does she have an infection? :colonhash:



Dear Cabdia,

Let's assume she doesn't.

Regards,

Curious.

Original post by WoodyMKC
Wouldn't it have been easier to address both males and females and ask if they'd have gay sex for money, rather than making two separate threads? Just sayin'...


Dear Mr.MKC,

Sue me.

Your superior,

Curious.
Original post by Electrospective
Dear Cabdia,

Let's assume she doesn't.

Regards,

Curious.



Dear Mr.MKC,

Sue me.

Your superior,

Curious.


I answered the question nayaa :colonhash: above
I would, not for £1000 though, would have to be more. Also the lady in question would have to have had a Brazilian wax beforehand
What makes anyone think that there's that sort of market here? Why would a woman pay someone who doesn't know what they're doing £1,000 to do something they don't actually really want to do?
Original post by Electrospective
Dear Mr.MKC,

Sue me.

You're superior,

Curious.


Dear Curious,

I have corrected your poor grammar and highlighted the correction in bold. I'm flattered that you think so highly of me.

Kind regards

WoodyMKC
Where do I sign up?
Original post by unprinted
What makes anyone think that there's that sort of market here? Why would a woman pay someone who doesn't know what they're doing £1,000 to do something they don't actually really want to do?


The bird could be really, really fit
Original post by WoodyMKC
Dear Curious,

I have corrected your poor grammar and highlighted the correction in bold. I'm flattered that you think so highly of me.

Kind regards

WoodyMKC


Dear Mr.HasnoD,

I'm glad I could boost your ego (which keeps deflating despite the weightlifting, so true it rhymes :colonhash:).


Regards,

Curious.
Original post by Serine Soul
Where do I sign up?


Dear Miss Soul,

It is a hypothetical question.

God is watching us,


Curious.

Original post by Kieranisda1
The bird could be really, really fit


Dear Kieran,

No bird in sight.


Warm Regards,

Curious.
I'd do 'er 10 times over if it paid £1,000.
Original post by Electrospective
Dear Mr.HasnoD,

I'm glad I could boost your ego (which keeps deflating despite the weightlifting, so true it rhymes :colonhash:).


Regards,

Curious.


Dear Yourmumwouldsayotherwise,

I suggest googling the definition of 'rhyme'. That did not rhyme.

Yours faithfully,

WoodyMKC
Original post by Kieranisda1
The bird could be really, really fit


You can pay a lot less than that for someone who is both gorgeous and into it.
Original post by unprinted
You can pay a lot less than that for someone who is both gorgeous and into it.


One may pay a lot more for their "crush", than any other gorgeous girl
Now make a thread asking if heterosexual men/women would do it with the opposite gender for £1000. That should prove to be quite a divide between males and females... :colone:
Original post by WoodyMKC
Dear Yourmumwouldsayotherwise,

I suggest googling the definition of 'rhyme'. That did not rhyme.

Yours faithfully,

WoodyMKC



Dear Mr. ResortsToYear3Insults,

I'm assuming you have no experience with more complex rhymes. There's many ways to rhyme.
It doesn't have to be the whole word, it can just be the end sound that rhymes.


Forever Yours,

Curious.
I get the punani on the first date ahhh and brush my teeth with colgate ahh boom boww booom

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