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How did the roast beef get in her knickers?
Guess we could say that she got roasted :colone:
You fool, youre supposed to eat it! :wink:
Be careful cleaning her knickers, that may not end too well hehe
Is she your new plate?

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Original post by Defraction
How did the roast beef get in her knickers?


She was wearing her skirt for the occasion...

And I guess it must have casually slipped in.

I personally feel more sorry for the roast beef.
Original post by FireFreezer77
You fool, youre supposed to eat it! :wink:
Be careful cleaning her knickers, that may not end too well hehe
Is she your new plate?


Oh deary me. I would never eat off of grandmummy... The food would just get stuck in her saggy skin.
Original post by cookie123456789
We were all sitting down for a rather lovely civilized meal in the dining room as usual and mother passed over my plate of delicious roast. But as I grabbed the plate, my sweaty hands slipped and the plate tipped upside down all over my grandmummy's lap who was sat next to me.

She was far from happy.

She got roast beef in her knickers.


Your poor grandma, clean her up at once!
Why do your thread titles feel like some click-bait videos on YT that always leave me disappointed?
Original post by RDKGames
Why do your thread titles feel like some click-bait videos on YT that always leave me disappointed?


Because, much like the youtube videos, she's crying out for attention
Original post by cookie123456789
Oh deary me. I would never eat off of grandmummy... The food would just get stuck in her saggy skin.


Eww!

Lets go partaaaay instead :jive:PARTAAAAAAAAY IN DA HOUSE!!!!
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Original post by AngryRedhead
Your poor grandma, clean her up at once!

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One lick at a time :mmm:
Reply 12
Can anyone ban him please?
Original post by AndrewSCO
Because, much like the youtube videos, she's crying out for attention


At least she doesn't get paid for it.
Reply 14
she got them stringy beef curtains fam
I knew this was going to be you before I even clicked.
Original post by Samii123
I knew this was going to be you before I even clicked.


You can tell by THE CRAZY thread TITLES.
Original post by AndrewSCO
Because, much like the youtube videos, she's crying out for attention

No I'm not. I just like making threads and sharing my funny experiences to make people happy.

:smile:
Original post by Josb
Can anyone ban him please?


*her

And why would anyone want to ban me? I spice up TSR and make people laugh.

People would miss me if I got banned.
Original post by cookie123456789
No I'm not. I just like making threads and sharing my funny experiences to make people happy.

:smile:


Yes you are, you make up random threads to get attention.

I've seen you admit on the forum that one of your "funny experiences" you made into a thread was a lie, as if we didn't already know it.

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